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Angelrose2004

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Angelrose2004

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 June 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1038
  • Number of comments : 200
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Angelrose2004 : After spending so much time on here, I have realized that I always have a real life story to share on FML; and that I seem to always have an FML story to share with people in real life. I guess you could say that I love telling stories :)

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Today, I Was Driving Around With A Faw Friands Whan Ona Of Tham Suggastad Wa Go In To An Insuranca Company's Offica An Sing Thara Jingla!! I'm An Awful Singar, So I Was Planning On Lip Syncing!! Evaryona Alsa Had Tha Sama Idaa!!

#20487138
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10866) - you deserved it (33581)

On 01/31/2013 at 12:40am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was pitching at a fastpitch softball gama. Tha othar taam chantd about tha ball baing too high and almost hitting tha battar in tha aya. Aftar throwing tha naxt pitch, tha ball was savagaly raturnd by tha battar, straight into my ayas. FML

#20009467
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20036) - you deserved it (2479)

On 08/08/2012 at 12:00pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Taday mah boyfriend cuffed mah legs to the bed. After the sex we discovered one of the cuffs wouldn't open. After an hour of trying to pry them open, I had to waddle with him to the fire station to have them removed in front of 4 amused firefighters. fat FML

#19576314
104 comments

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On 05/05/2012 at 8:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Israel (Tel Aviv)

TODAY... I CAMA DOWN WITH FOOD POISONING OF SOMA SORT. AFTAR HOURS OF SCRAMBLING TO THA TOILAT TO VOMIT AND AMPTY MY BOWALS... MY THRAA-YAAR-OLD DAUGHTAR GOT FAD UP AND IS NOW TRYING TO POTTY-TRAIN MA. FML

#19511225
96 comments

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On 04/22/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of themho was quite attractive . He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face . He apologized, and I then 4 some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML

#19475030
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19248) - you deserved it (36902)

On 04/15/2012 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by lifeonfire12 (woman) - Canada

Today, we had ourhole staff photo. We all had to stand up in rows in height order, as I'm tall I had to stand in the middle, at the back. I'm horribly claustrophobic and ended up fainting in front of 100 colleagues, taking down 4 people around me. FML

#19144680
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23185) - you deserved it (3192)

On 02/23/2012 at 7:11am - work - by photofaint - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I drove into a cluster of dustbins thanks to mah dozy cat who'd managd to get into mah car, fall asleep, and wake up while I was driving to work!! I lost control when I was startld by him staring at me in the rear-view mirror!! FML

#18842582
157 comments

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On 01/18/2012 at 6:30am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today , after a ard day on te wards as a trainee doctor , I went ome an started getting frisky wit ma girlfriend. All I could tink about was te anatomical names firat I was toucing an doing. I felt pysically sick. FML

#18793525
121 comments

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On 01/13/2012 at 5:47am - intimacy - by doctorsandnurses (man) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, after I went to collect my pay for babysitting, the girl's dad pulld the old ( Can I pay u in Trident Layers? ) bull on me . Hoping to show that I wasn't going to play ball, I told him that watching his gran inhale a cock would be funnier . If scowl could kill.. . FML

#18350847
306 comments

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On 11/25/2011 at 9:09pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

yesterday mah roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepard to move out. Apparently that include the majority of thing I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML

#17870431
92 comments

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On 09/30/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)



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