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Angel_of_Death66
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 February 1990 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 224
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (97955) - you deserved it (6728)

On 04/03/2011 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Now Single - Reserved

Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52821) - you deserved it (26717)

On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under my care died of unknown causes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20242) - you deserved it (8753)

On 03/25/2011 at 5:52pm - animals - by fish killer - United States (Illinois)



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