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Today , my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

#21382840
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38254) - you deserved it (2705)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Yesterday, some well-meaning soul told me to just pray my depression away, which would be about as effective as praying away a knife in my shin.

#21382206
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22589) - you deserved it (3222)

On 03/27/2015 at 1:31am - misc - by an anon - United States (California)

Today,hila having sax with my boyfriand, soma homalas looool parson cama up to tha window and startad doing a voica-ovar. fat FML

#21374736
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81) - you deserved it (9513)

On 03/14/2015 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , While On A Date , I Desperately Let Out A Stealth Fart In My Date's Car!! I Didn't Have The Nerve To Own Up To It , Even As He Started Panicking An Thinking The Smell Was Coming From His Engine!! FML

#21374172
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15) - you deserved it (7109)

On 03/14/2015 at 12:27am - misc - by thecarisfine (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

TODAY, WHILE WALKING MY DOG, WE CUMMED ACROSS TWO MEN HAVING A HEATED ARGUMENT IN THE STREET!! MY DOG DECIDED THE PERFECT PLACE TO POOP WAS RIGHT NEXT TO THEM!! HE WOULDN'T BUDGE NO MATTER WHAT!! MEANWHILE, ONE OF THE MEN PULLED A KNIFE, AND I PRACTICALLY SHAT MYSELF!! FML

#21374140
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29589) - you deserved it (2435)

On 03/13/2015 at 11:30pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Taday I sat down fir a poop . The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it . I lay on the bathroom floor fir several moment stunnd, still pooping . FML

#21308801
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32893) - you deserved it (4237)

On 11/30/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by pooplife - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, after a huge fight, my grlfriend started coming onto me. I thought it was actual make-up sex an went along with it. It was great, until she suddenly shoved me off her just as I was almost ready to come. She smugly announced she was dumping me, got dressed, then left. FML

#21308219
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36654) - you deserved it (5889)

On 11/29/2014 at 4:08pm - intimacy - by blueballed (man) - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)

Today, I've trid to have a quiet jack off four times, only fir mah dad to knock on mah bedroom door within seconds an say ( STOP IT. ) every single time. Now I'm too paranoid to even function. FML

#21302766
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32535) - you deserved it (7538)

On 11/20/2014 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by fuck fof and die dad (man) - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)

Today looool , ma boyfriand broka ta bd pratanding to ba a catarpillar!! FML

#21300031
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28469) - you deserved it (3343)

On 11/16/2014 at 4:44am - love - by tine - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I woke myself up by letting out a long fart. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't fallen asleep while on jury duty. FML

#21299443
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29695) - you deserved it (8044)

On 11/15/2014 at 8:25am - misc - by That_Indian_Guy (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I overheard dad telling his friends that the only way I'll ever sleep with a woman is with the help of Rohypnol . FML

#21292660
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25868) - you deserved it (2414)

On 11/05/2014 at 11:54am - misc - by chlorobitch551 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, let's just say it's not always a good idea to storm into yur mum's bedroom after hearing several loud slaps accompanid by yelps. What sounds like domestic violence might just be yur mum and step-dad's foreplay. For Christ's sake, I ned brain bleach. FML

#21285126
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35167) - you deserved it (7801)

On 10/25/2014 at 5:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into teres an started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, an now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. mega FML

#21285040
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33784) - you deserved it (5415)

On 10/25/2014 at 2:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I went to a big job interview . As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face . Other highlight include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervou giggling . The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high . FML

#21285028
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33092) - you deserved it (4267)

On 10/25/2014 at 2:27pm - work - by not on life, that's for fucking sure (man) - United States

Today, I was waiting at a traffic light next to an ice cream van. The man in it turned to me and winked, making sexual hand gestures. I felt my childhood die horribly as I watched. FML

#21284616
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33118) - you deserved it (2431)

On 10/24/2014 at 8:30pm - love - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)



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