Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Angel14494

Offline (3 hours ago) | Search for a member

Angel14494

0Fucked!

Angel14494
  • Town/Country : Canandaigua, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 January 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 619
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

Angel14494's page activity

Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 6:21pm<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 9:49pm<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 12:20am<b>balboa_2</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 6:32pm<b>MikeyScene420</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 3:28pm<b>vikky538</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 3:01pm<b>DerSuldam</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 2:43pm<b>lfc1980</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 6:00pm<b>Hrodrik</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 2:44am<b>TheDude992</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 2:43am<b>Matheo</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 3:42pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 01/01/2015 at 3:05am<b>wafflegeddon</b> - the 01/01/2015 at 2:09am<b>boobear511</b> - the 11/09/2014 at 12:20am<b>TH3PRIC3I5RIGHT</b> - the 11/08/2014 at 10:55pm<b>GuessWut</b> - the 09/08/2014 at 1:32am<b>missmandersxoxo</b> - the 09/08/2014 at 1:26am<b>fmlnjd2013</b> - the 08/28/2014 at 11:03pm

Angel14494's FML badges

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

See all of Angel14494's badges

Angel14494's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML

#21448078
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22023) - you deserved it (2246)

On 07/27/2015 at 2:55pm - love - by Afroman720 (man) - United States

Today, I stayed over at my boyfriend's house for the first time. He soon found out about my sleep-talking habit. I started ranting about "electron shaming" and I apparently passionately support their "sub-atomic lifestyle". Yes, he managed to get it on video. FML

#21439547
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25359) - you deserved it (2789)

On 07/10/2015 at 12:57pm - misc - by wantmeasandwich (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I tried talking to my wife about our sexless marriage. Her only response was to toss me a sock and say "Knock yourself out, fuckstick." FML

#21422165
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28522) - you deserved it (3162)

On 06/07/2015 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I gave my girlfriend a hickey barely an inch from her vagina. She texted me later, saying her dad saw it and had grounded her. So yeah, I'm not sure I even want to know what the hell goes on in their house. FML

#21420087
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36485) - you deserved it (2556)

On 06/03/2015 at 3:22am - intimacy - by W T F (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was supposed to light candles at my aunt's wedding. I accidentally lit the groom on fire. FML

#21402824
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29907) - you deserved it (5558)

On 05/01/2015 at 9:41am - misc - by why? - United States

Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML

#21381783
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39241) - you deserved it (3377)

On 03/26/2015 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, what my friends call my "resting bitch face" freaked my boyfriend out enough during sex that he went soft inside me. FML

#21374265
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29874) - you deserved it (6586)

On 03/14/2015 at 4:22am - intimacy - by sa la vash (woman) - Netherlands

Today, I'm faced with the prospect of having to defend my sister from a herd of very angry bronies. FML

#21368771
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24238) - you deserved it (2095)

On 03/05/2015 at 5:34pm - misc - by Why? - United States (Colorado)

Today, just to win a bet against my mum that he could make me scream like a bitch, my dad faked his own suicide. He went the whole mile: fake blood everywhere, fake gun, yelling "Goodbye!" and playing a loud gunshot sound effect from his PC, everything. My dad won; my underwear lost. FML

#21339686
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39517) - you deserved it (3589)

On 01/18/2015 at 4:58pm - misc - by pissed out pants (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML

#21333775
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31677) - you deserved it (6686)

On 01/09/2015 at 4:11am - love - by pitytitty (man) - United States (California)

Today, I spent 20 minutes arguing with the class dipshit, trying to convince her that wifi hot-spots are not in fact saunas powered by wifi. FML

#21302021
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30090) - you deserved it (3663)

On 11/19/2014 at 10:09am - misc - by Donutsarelife - United States

Today, while lying in bed cuddling with my cat after getting stood up, I found out that even 80-year-old Charles Manson is engaged to be married. FML

#21301256
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31912) - you deserved it (3433)

On 11/18/2014 at 5:41am - love - by jessiejaybee (woman) - United States

Today, I got home and found my wife cuddling with the dog and our new kitten. Both the cat and my wife hissed at me when I tried to join in. FML

#21298618
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33296) - you deserved it (3859)

On 11/13/2014 at 9:14pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, like any other day since that stupid movie Frozen came out, people have been asking me if I want to build a snowman, like they're the funniest people on the planet. My name is Elsa. FML

#21297408
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44251) - you deserved it (3864)

On 11/11/2014 at 11:34pm - work - by elsatheannoyed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my dad told me that my mom wanted to name me something "unusual." He eventually got her to compromise. I go by Violet. I now know that my legal name is Purple. FML

#21292947
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37888) - you deserved it (2663)

On 11/05/2014 at 8:12pm - misc - by Purple (woman) - United States (California)



FML's blog

  • Feeling shitty? Write to Auntie Bernie!
  • It's a new summer, so here's a new feature. OK, that doesn't mean much, but you've got to start somewhere. The idea came from the fact that we get sent a lot of FMLs that touch us, in our heart of…

Friday 24 July 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: