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Today, at work, my friend dared me to answer the next call on my phone by saying, "This is your local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it." I did it. The person on the phone was my boss. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10527) - you deserved it (40715)

On 05/26/2012 at 10:42am - intimacy - by girly girly - United States (Texas)

Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML


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On 12/01/2011 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by pops up - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML


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