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Today, while at work, I had to spend an hour and a half on the phone, listening to an old lady relive her entire day in excruciating detail. We're not allowed to hang up on customers, and she was extremely quick to dismiss all my attempts to steer the call back on topic. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28824) - you deserved it (3146)

On 11/29/2014 at 2:45pm - work - by gotta euthanize em all (man) - Canada

Today, I was grocery shopping. When I turned around I noticed a group of teens passing by laughing. I didn't think anything of it until I got to my cart. The losers had left a pack of Slim Fast in my cart. I'm pregnant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28242) - you deserved it (1981)

On 11/18/2012 at 6:00am - health - by depressedpreggo (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, me and my co-workers were playing with the Helium tank we got today. We were all giggling like little girls for the better half of 15 minutes. I don't know what is more sad, that a bunch of guys were sucking helium instead of working, or that the youngest guy in the group is 43. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43019) - you deserved it (13803)

On 05/20/2009 at 11:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)



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