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Andrew6111
  • Town/Country : Totonto, Canada
  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 504
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20361) - you deserved it (7637)

On 12/10/2012 at 1:37pm - intimacy - by hnickell93 - United States (California)

Today, I tried to do my leaf collection project for biology, which ended with me being hospitalized because of an allergy attack. I have no idea what I'm allergic to, but my doctor says I should just assume I'm "allergic to all leaves, ever." FML

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On 10/21/2012 at 6:31am - health - by leaftheerickson (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to wait in a hospital room because I cut myself with a knife while trying to open a box of soda. After three stitches, I went home only to notice the box has an easy-open tab. FML

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On 08/29/2012 at 12:59am - health - by Holly - United States (Colorado)

Today, I'm on a trip to Poland with some friends. We came to experience the country's culture, and to challenge our preconceptions about this part of Europe. We had sat on a bench, and not ten seconds later, a stranger approached and asked, "How much for your friend?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14787) - you deserved it (1716) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

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