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Andreeya

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Andreeya

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 September 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5014
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML

#14417196
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43877) - you deserved it (3191)

On 01/01/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML

#14261370
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24621) - you deserved it (6408)

On 12/19/2010 at 3:51pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML

#14120118
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12300) - you deserved it (81445)

On 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, a guy at my work asked if I could fix his computer in his cubicle. The first thing I see on the screen when he logs me onto it is an anime porn game with tentacles. My boss walks by, stares at me and then laughs uncontrollably. FML

#14033332
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28836) - you deserved it (3169)

On 11/30/2010 at 3:48am - intimacy - by Jack -

Today, I flew into Denver. Never being here before, I was excited to see the view from our window. In the middle seat, I leaned over to look - at the same time yawning to relieve pressure in my ears. The yawning caused me to drool on the stranger sitting next to me. FML

#14032077
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7682) - you deserved it (24719)

On 11/30/2010 at 1:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I caught my daughter attempting to stick pencils up our cat's butt. FML

#14029442
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37951) - you deserved it (4768)

On 11/29/2010 at 10:03pm - kids - by Laura -

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML

#13961788
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32069) - you deserved it (10640)

On 11/24/2010 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Heyy - United States (Washington)

Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML

#13949092
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40485) - you deserved it (5370)

On 11/23/2010 at 12:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML

#13947465
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8353) - you deserved it (57315)

On 11/23/2010 at 8:41am - work - by fired (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll and a Ken doll laying naked, on top of each other on my bed. Attached to them was a note that stated, "Please, use your imagination and find other ways besides porn to get excited. The computer keeps getting viruses. Love, Mom." FML

#13927798
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17511) - you deserved it (48398)

On 11/21/2010 at 6:43pm - intimacy - by sydysyd (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I'm at work as a security guard. At a morgue. Why am I here? FML

#13893197
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25812) - you deserved it (5455)

On 11/18/2010 at 10:04pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML

#13841741
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54088) - you deserved it (2630)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa

Today, I was taking medicine for my sinus problems and trying to write an essay. I got most of the way done, then unexpectedly fell asleep on my keyboard. When I woke up, my face was wet. I drowned my laptop in my drool. FML

#13777166
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20004) - you deserved it (5703)

On 11/09/2010 at 12:17pm - work - by drooooooool (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I need to find a way to explain to my 5, 7 and 12 year old kids their uncle wants to become their aunt. FML

#13773002
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49780) - you deserved it (9433)

On 11/09/2010 at 12:32am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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