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Andreeya

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5730
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML

#15102552
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11189) - you deserved it (31599)

On 02/24/2011 at 2:32pm - health - by Steve - United States (California)

Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML

#15102552
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11189) - you deserved it (31599)

On 02/24/2011 at 2:32pm - health - by Steve - United States (California)

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML

#15098131
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29108) - you deserved it (8833)

On 02/24/2011 at 1:29am - misc - by JustADream (man) - United States (California)

Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally farted on his leg. He shrieked and frantically began shaking his leg while screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!" FML

#15079652
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20298) - you deserved it (32154)

On 02/22/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by CutieBooty (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was paired up with a partner in my film class. He has an idea for a film: "Shoot an onion from all angles, light it on fire, and roll it down a hill". He was dead serious. I'm stuck with this guy for the whole year. FML

#15076677
141 comments

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On 02/22/2011 at 9:28am - work - by Dean Heffern -

Today, I had to fake fall down the stairs so my mom would stop texting and actually pay attention to what I was saying. FML

#15074279
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25333) - you deserved it (12837)

On 02/22/2011 at 2:07am - misc - by anonymous -

Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML

#15066024
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29099) - you deserved it (5930)

On 02/21/2011 at 2:20pm - animals - by Giggity - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had to get into my house via the dog flap because my mom changed the locks. FML

#15029276
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27717) - you deserved it (3968)

On 02/18/2011 at 4:18pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mother walked in on me rubbing $400 in $20 bills all over myself. FML

#14985467
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10027) - you deserved it (58756)

On 02/15/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by howler (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

#14968643
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46806) - you deserved it (9271)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML

#14948891
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13848) - you deserved it (60470)

On 02/12/2011 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML

#14944563
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10321) - you deserved it (38291)

On 02/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by courtbabbbby (woman) - United States

Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML

#14944563
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10321) - you deserved it (38291)

On 02/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by courtbabbbby (woman) - United States

Today, I cut my finger deep on an envelope at work and started bleeding profusely. When I asked my co-worker for a band-aid, she told me to get back to work and stop making up excuses to try and hit on her. FML

#14932173
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28552) - you deserved it (3527)

On 02/11/2011 at 3:27am - work - by alliwantisabandaid -

Today, I found out that applying toothpaste to your penis to make it taste good for your girlfriend is not a good idea. FML

#14930837
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8425) - you deserved it (72172)

On 02/11/2011 at 12:51am - intimacy - by Zibby -



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