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Today, at my job as a cashier, a very old man came through my checkout. His purchase consisted of a box of condoms and a can of whipped cream. The creepy smile he gave me has scarred me for life. FML
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On 01/31/2011 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by yournick (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML
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Today, my extremely superstitious girlfriend called me and said she couldn't make it to the date I had planned tonight. Her reason? "I sense something horrible is going to happen." I was planning to propose. FML
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On 01/20/2011 at 8:15pm - love - by fianceeless (man) - United States (California)
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. She had been wanting a cat for a long time, so I went to the animal shelter and got an orange one. As soon as she saw it, she ran upstairs screaming, "GINGER! GINGER!" She refuses to come downstairs until I get rid of "the soulless creature." FML
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On 01/19/2011 at 10:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my extremely lazy roommate is in bed with the flu. Instead of getting up to get water, he's run the garden hose through his window, and instead of going to the bathroom, he's connected a siphon to his penis and run it to a 5-gallon bucket. I have to live with this idiot. FML
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On 01/18/2011 at 1:35pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I came to the conclusion that you should always tell the truth. While I was busy reassuring her that the condom didn't break, she was telling me how it was okay because she was on the pill. According to the pregnancy test, we both lied. FML
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On 01/15/2011 at 2:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)
Today, after staying up all night at my friend's house, I woke up to something I couldn't identify on my cheek, so I slapped it away. When I heard crying, I opened my eyes and realized it was my friend's three year old sister who was trying to be sweet by kissing me on the cheek. FML
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On 01/14/2011 at 1:22pm - misc - by ash (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I realized that every time I hear running water, I have less than a minute to find a toilet or I'll pee my pants. FML
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On 01/07/2011 at 4:46pm - health - by walnutbladder (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML
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On 01/01/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML
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On 12/19/2010 at 3:51pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML
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On 12/11/2010 at 9:44am - kids - by parentfail (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML
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On 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, a guy at my work asked if I could fix his computer in his Cubical. The first thing I see on the screen when he logs me onto it is an anime porn game with tentacles. My boss walks by, stares at me and then laughs uncontrollably. FML
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On 11/30/2010 at 3:48am - intimacy - by Jack -
Today, I flew into Denver. Never being here before, I was excited to see the view from our window. In the middle seat, I leaned over to look - at the same time yawning to relieve pressure in my ears. The yawning caused me to drool on the stranger sitting next to me. FML
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On 11/30/2010 at 1:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I caught my daughter attempting to stick pencils up our cat's butt. FML
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On 11/29/2010 at 10:03pm - kids - by Laura -
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