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Andreeya

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Andreeya

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5209
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML

#16774144
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37112) - you deserved it (11860)

On 06/21/2011 at 12:46am - love - by holdengurl18 - China

Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML

#16525233
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33054) - you deserved it (6298)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:06am - misc - by dwhite032 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML

#16464729
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13489) - you deserved it (31839)

On 06/02/2011 at 6:05am - misc - by ohcrap - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

#16200408
315 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20228) - you deserved it (60825)

On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML

#16188674
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35861) - you deserved it (6675) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/15/2011 at 2:19pm - misc - by bouda - France (Centre)

Today, my family and I discovered that my sleepwalking has escalated into sleep-raiding-the-fridge, after I woke up on my kitchen floor in a puddle of melted ice cream, surrounded by my parents, brother, and dogs. Apparently my recent dieting plans aren't going over too well with my subconscious. FML

#15842272
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28735) - you deserved it (3802)

On 04/19/2011 at 12:30am - health - by norestforthewicked -

Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh, he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML

#15804993
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39004) - you deserved it (6351)

On 04/16/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Worried (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

#15714709
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21347) - you deserved it (36382)

On 04/09/2011 at 8:58pm - animals - by Sid (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was in the emergency room. The doctor told me that my injuries and back problems are the intensity of those after a car accident. I slipped on a grape. FML

#15691583
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35253) - you deserved it (4935)

On 04/08/2011 at 6:35am - health - by ridella -

Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself "I wish I had a boyfriend like that". I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML

#15678976
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33905) - you deserved it (13025)

On 04/07/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, it was sunny and bright so I woke up feeling great. I pulled back the curtains in my room and saw my cat dead on the lawn. FML

#15676274
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43640) - you deserved it (3676)

On 04/07/2011 at 3:11am - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I wore my cheerleading uniform to my boyfriend's house. He was a nerd in high school and mentioned a fantasy about hooking up with a cheerleader. I started acting sassy and a little mean, figuring he would enjoy a more realistic experience. Apparently not, because he started to cry. FML

#15658091
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25619) - you deserved it (45675)

On 04/05/2011 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by oc_cheergirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

#15619603
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72469) - you deserved it (5878)

On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was going to my prom. My mom knows I want to drink so to prevent me, she made sure I took my prescription medicine before I left. I guess her way of stopping me from drinking is killing myself If I do. FML

#15503138
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14588) - you deserved it (34798)

On 03/26/2011 at 8:26pm - health - by coolkid111 - United States (New York)

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

#15472026
410 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48650) - you deserved it (8011)

On 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm - misc - by omg - Canada (Alberta)



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