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Today, I flipped out when I saw a centipede. I screamed, very loudly and in a very high voice. My girlfriend came into the room, stomped on it, picked it up and threw it in the trashcan. I apologized to her for the scene and all she said was, "I'm used to it." FML
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On 03/07/2011 at 11:17am - misc - by thenotsomanlyman - United States
Today, I discovered that sea-sickness also applies when making love on my girlfriend's new water bed. FML
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On 03/07/2011 at 2:28am - intimacy - by dizzy (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)
Today, I noticed my new neighbor had taken the liberty of putting up signs all around their lawn overnight. There are at least a dozen signs detailing the various reasons everyone on the planet is condemned to hell. FML
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On 03/03/2011 at 1:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)
Today, I told my boyfriend I was leaving him because he's cheating on me. He then told me he will die without me. When I said that I didn't care, he said 'OK. I'll kill myself!' and then held his breath in attempt to suffocate himself. I can't believe I dated this idiot. FML
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On 03/01/2011 at 8:24am - intimacy - by WhyMe? -
Today, I told the guy I like to listen to a song that expressed how I felt about him. When he was done, I asked what he thought about it. He said it made him realize that his ex was the love of his life and that he wants to go back to her. FML
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On 02/26/2011 at 9:30pm - love - by sweet2u22 (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I found out why my cell phone has been going missing every night for the last few months. My sister has been "borrowing" it so she can hold it against her crotch and repeatedly push the vibrate button. FML
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On 02/26/2011 at 3:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
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On 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by verasam01 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML
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On 02/24/2011 at 2:32pm - health - by Steve - United States (California)
Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML
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On 02/24/2011 at 2:32pm - health - by Steve - United States (California)
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
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On 02/24/2011 at 1:29am - misc - by JustADream (man) - United States (California)
Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally farted on his leg. He shrieked and frantically began shaking his leg while screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!" FML
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On 02/22/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by CutieBooty (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was paired up with a partner in my Film class. He has an idea for a film: 'shoot an onion from all angles, light it on fire, and roll it down a hill'. He was dead serious. I'm stuck with this guy for the whole year. FML
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On 02/22/2011 at 9:28am - work - by Dean Heffern -
Today, I had to fake fall down the stairs so my mom would stop texting and actually pay attention to what I was saying. FML
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On 02/22/2011 at 2:07am - misc - by anonymous -
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
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On 02/21/2011 at 2:20pm - animals - by Giggity - United States (Missouri)
Today, I had to get into my house via the dog flap because my mom changed the locks. FML
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On 02/18/2011 at 4:18pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States
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