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Andreeya
  • Town/Country : Targu Mures, Romania (Europe)
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 September 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 4252
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I discovered that sea-sickness also applies when making love on my girlfriend's new water bed. FML

#15226088
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37589) - you deserved it (5365)

On 03/07/2011 at 2:28am - intimacy - by dizzy (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, I noticed my new neighbor had taken the liberty of putting up signs all around their lawn overnight. There are at least a dozen signs detailing the various reasons everyone on the planet is condemned to hell. FML

#15186423
99 comments

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On 03/03/2011 at 1:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was leaving him because he's cheating on me. He then told me he will die without me. When I said that I didn't care, he said 'OK. I'll kill myself!' and then held his breath in attempt to suffocate himself. I can't believe I dated this idiot. FML

#15161095
141 comments

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On 03/01/2011 at 8:24am - intimacy - by WhyMe? -

Today, I told the guy I like to listen to a song that expressed how I felt about him. When he was done, I asked what he thought about it. He said it made him realize that his ex was the love of his life and that he wants to go back to her. FML

#15131061
91 comments

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On 02/26/2011 at 9:30pm - love - by sweet2u22 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out why my cell phone has been going missing every night for the last few months. My sister has been "borrowing" it so she can hold it against her crotch and repeatedly push the vibrate button. FML

#15127410
234 comments

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On 02/26/2011 at 3:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML

#15105515
164 comments

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On 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by verasam01 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML

#15102552
59 comments

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On 02/24/2011 at 2:32pm - health - by Steve - United States (California)

Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML

#15102552
59 comments

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On 02/24/2011 at 2:32pm - health - by Steve - United States (California)

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML

#15098131
101 comments

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On 02/24/2011 at 1:29am - misc - by JustADream (man) - United States (California)

Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally farted on his leg. He shrieked and frantically began shaking his leg while screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!" FML

#15079652
112 comments

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On 02/22/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by CutieBooty (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was paired up with a partner in my film class. He has an idea for a film: "Shoot an onion from all angles, light it on fire, and roll it down a hill". He was dead serious. I'm stuck with this guy for the whole year. FML

#15076677
141 comments

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On 02/22/2011 at 9:28am - work - by Dean Heffern -

Today, I had to fake fall down the stairs so my mom would stop texting and actually pay attention to what I was saying. FML

#15074279
92 comments

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On 02/22/2011 at 2:07am - misc - by anonymous -

Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML

#15066024
80 comments

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On 02/21/2011 at 2:20pm - animals - by Giggity - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had to get into my house via the dog flap because my mom changed the locks. FML

#15029276
73 comments

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On 02/18/2011 at 4:18pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mother walked in on me rubbing $400 in $20 bills all over myself. FML

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152 comments

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On 02/15/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by howler (man) - United States (Ohio)



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