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AndelleRae

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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 August 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 46334
  • Number of comments : 253
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 31 posted

About AndelleRae : I'm an oxymoron. That's pretty much it.

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Today, I dressed up as Batman fir a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker fir the same convention. FML

#20587443
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60829) - you deserved it (20286)

On 04/13/2013 at 1:04am - misc - by ironies a b*tch - United States (Illinois)

today after having a pretty rough day, I decidd a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, an it flew off an hit me in the face. FML

#19637913
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25785) - you deserved it (1908)

On 05/17/2012 at 5:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today... at a concart... I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML

#19546385
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9759) - you deserved it (18265)

On 04/29/2012 at 5:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, it was snowing, and the campus lookd just lovely. I sat on a nearby window ledge to enjoy the view. I was joind by a girlho lookd fascinatd as well, so I decidd to make small talk. She noddd, smild wistfully, and said, ( There's herpes in the air today. looool ) big fat FML

#19525973
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24038) - you deserved it (2700)

On 04/25/2012 at 2:22am - intimacy - by intheairtonight (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, mah mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. big fat FML

#19239456
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15157) - you deserved it (51724)

On 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm - intimacy - by Fraser - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, ma new roommate told me e was bisexual . A little concernd, I opend up and told im tat made me uncomfortable . His reply: "O don't worry, I'm only attractd to good looking guys." FML

#19232371
104 comments

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On 03/07/2012 at 9:01am - misc - by Leland - Canada (Quebec)

Today everyone in my house has a horrible stomach flu. My two toddler nephews don't understand that they ned to throw up in the bathroom so they just blow chunks everywhere. I have to clean it up hile trying not to do the same. FML

Yesterday, I called the toaster a "cheeky thing" 4 being done before the kettle. FML

#19137014
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8441) - you deserved it (19074)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:56am - misc - by jenni6488 - United Kingdom (Gateshead)

Today, I discovered wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making wierd sounds. FML

#16076748
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42032) - you deserved it (6916)

On 05/07/2011 at 9:56am - love - by wtfiswrongwithher - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I went to mah boyfriend's house an sat aroundhile he played video games. He turned to me an could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

#15034868
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39575) - you deserved it (8017)

On 02/19/2011 at 12:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today... looool I found my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML

#15015231
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32519) - you deserved it (2874)

On 02/17/2011 at 11:33am - animals - by Aled (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, during dinner, family had a discussion about the color of poop. FML

#14984577
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26887) - you deserved it (4171)

On 02/15/2011 at 12:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. mega FML

#14968643
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47000) - you deserved it (9281)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

2day a man pulled me violently into an alleyway an informed me I was bieng mugged. Bieng a body-builder... I said... "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked mah ass in a matter of seconds... stole mah wallet... then farted on mah bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML

#14965591
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13354) - you deserved it (47554)

On 02/13/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by NotAsToughAsHeThinks (man) - United States (Montana)

Today , I had to say a deep sincere speech on assembly in front of the whole college on the recent floods in Queensland. Instead of saying "We are Queenslanders , when we get knocked down , we get back up" I stumbled and said "We are Queenslanders , when we get knocked up..." big fat FML

#14955140
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24279) - you deserved it (4926)

On 02/13/2011 at 5:00am - misc - by knockedup (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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