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AndelleRae
  • Town/Country : Howell, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 August 1987 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 44888
  • Number of comments : 246
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

About AndelleRae : I'm an oxymoron. That's pretty much it.

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Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32974) - you deserved it (5024)

On 05/07/2011 at 9:56am - love - by wtfiswrongwithher - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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On 02/19/2011 at 12:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML

#15015231 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (25489) - you deserved it (2123)

On 02/17/2011 at 11:33am - animals - by Aled (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, during dinner, my family had a discussion about the color of poop. FML

#14984577 (80)

I agree, your life sucks (19865) - you deserved it (3071)

On 02/15/2011 at 12:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

#14968643 (244)

I agree, your life sucks (37316) - you deserved it (7185)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML

#14965591 (194)

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On 02/13/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by NotAsToughAsHeThinks (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, I had to say a deep sincere speech on assembly in front of the whole college on the recent floods in Queensland. Instead of saying "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked down, we get back up" I stumbled and said "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked up..." FML

#14955140 (77)

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On 02/13/2011 at 5:00am - misc - by knockedup (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, the snowblower found my lost phone. FML

#14952947 (61)

I agree, your life sucks (17442) - you deserved it (3150)

On 02/12/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by cs - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I took sexy pictures for my boyfriend. I am at my Aunt's house. I uploaded the pictures and after successfully posting them in a message I deleted them. I accidentally deleted the whole photo library. Now she is taking the computer to Apple tomorrow to recover the "lost" photos. FML

#14952772 (144)

I agree, your life sucks (7128) - you deserved it (36245)

On 02/12/2011 at 8:36pm - misc - by Hailey - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML

#14948891 (222)

I agree, your life sucks (9972) - you deserved it (40199)

On 02/12/2011 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML

#14944563 (148)

I agree, your life sucks (7597) - you deserved it (25858)

On 02/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by courtbabbbby (woman) - United States

Today, in an effort to make new friends in my history class, I sat in the empty seat next to a friendly-looking guy. He got up, walked away, and sat down in a different seat. FML

#14938952 (106)

I agree, your life sucks (24184) - you deserved it (2717)

On 02/11/2011 at 7:08pm - misc - by loner - United States (California)

Today, my Dad thought "Joseph" and "Francis" were two people hacking our internet. They are actually the names of my laptop and iPod, which have now been blocked from using our modem. He can't figure out how to unblock them. FML

#14932841 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (11911) - you deserved it (16376)

On 02/11/2011 at 5:59am - misc - by Gem (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was pondering the meaning of life - why I'm here, why anyone is here, why go on, and whether it's worth it... Then it hit me. The football in the head, not the meaning of life. FML

#7529834 (155)

I agree, your life sucks (6563) - you deserved it (13623)

On 01/23/2010 at 9:14pm - misc - by ceedee - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML

#7398429 (159)

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On 01/17/2010 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by ChubbyTubby (woman) - United States (Georgia)