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About Anaxes : I am the great Lord Anaxes. You will bow before your god.
If your opinion and my opinion are in conflict, you might want to have a look at your opinion again, because you just happen to be wrong.
The mods of this site usually delete my comments because the average viewer is too much of a chickenshit to read my blunt statement that doesn't conform to their worthless values such as "courtesy" and "kindness".
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Today, I spent all day handing out flyers advertising my services as a psychic. I got only one call. The caller wanted to inform me that I had misspelt the word "psychic" on my flyer. She was right. FML
Friday 26 September 2014