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  • Number of visits : 2760
  • Number of comments : 617
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Anaxes : I am the great Lord Anaxes. You will bow before your god.

If your opinion and my opinion are in conflict, you might want to have a look at your opinion again, because you just happen to be wrong.

The mods of this site usually delete my comments because the average viewer is too much of a chickenshit to read my blunt statement that doesn't conform to their worthless values such as "courtesy" and "kindness".

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Today, I spent all day handing out flyers advertising my services as a psychic. I got only one call. The caller wanted to inform me that I had misspelt the word "psychic" on my flyer. She was right. FML


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On 10/27/2010 at 1:58am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML


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