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About AnaMoore : Hi! I'm half english, half French, I live in Paris, and I'm trying to speak english better, so if you think you can help me, message me :)
I've been told I looked like a British girl, I don't know if that's true haha
About me... Humm, I don't know, I love movies, my favorite one is The Hangover.
I love TV shows too, like Game Of Thrones, Glee, Criminal Minds, Pretty Little Liars, The Big Bang Theory...
I'm always listening to music, mostly r5 (😍), One Direction, All Time Low...
Yea, so message me if you wanna talk, I'll answer I guess, but I won't if you scare me away haha :D
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Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML
Monday 5 October 2015