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by cutiekenz21 / 07/30/2011 at 8:45pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
Today, while walking home, the gods were kind enough to grace me with the sight of an old man jogging past me in nothing but a pair of short shorts. The image of his balls swinging to and fro underneath like a pendulum has been forever burned into my retinas. FML
by someone / 07/29/2011 at 2:26pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, after eating out with my boyfriend, we went for a drive, but ended up getting into an argument. I reached back to grab my bag and storm out of the car. He thought I was trying to take the restaurant's doggy bag and lunged at me. My boyfriend would rather save chicken than our relationship. FML
by Tallulah / 07/29/2011 at 2:56am / United Kingdom (Croydon) / Love
Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML
by Nickname / 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
by crotchshothottie / 07/26/2011 at 12:22pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, someone came over and told my mother, "I'm your son's friend Morris, I need to get something out of his car", so she gave him the keys. I have no friend called Morris, and now I don't have a sound system either. FML
by ceetee / 07/26/2011 at 9:35am / Australia (New South Wales) / Transportation
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
by Ima_Moronski / 07/25/2011 at 11:35pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Health
Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML
by ninja_blasphemer / 07/25/2011 at 3:24pm / Ireland (Wexford) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/25/2011 at 1:11pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
Today, the police were canvassing my neighbourhood about a recent robbery. When I answered the door, my brother saw badges, panicked, and jumped out our apartment's third-storey window in an attempt to escape. He thought they were after him for using a bong two weeks ago. I'm related to this twit. FML
by Bec / 07/25/2011 at 10:10am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by jgdgjyfg / 07/25/2011 at 3:21am / United Kingdom (Rotherham) / Health
by handyman13 / 07/25/2011 at 1:43am / United States / Miscellaneous
by 88_OP / 07/24/2011 at 10:34pm / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Holidays
by Anonymous / 07/24/2011 at 4:21pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML
by Lonely / 07/24/2011 at 1:02pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
- Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was… Today, after shaking my boss's hand, I noticed that he had a piece of toilet paper stuck to one of… Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my…