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  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 December 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10586
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About AnaBanana1918 : I like food :3

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Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML

#437
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I agree, your life sucks (41464) - you deserved it (6022)

On 12/02/2008 at 3:27am - intimacy - by hell! - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was teasing my cat with a piece of string when suddenly my phone rang. I answered it with one hand and put the string down with the other onto my lap. The beast seized the opportunity to spring, claws out, onto my privates. FML

#305
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On 11/14/2008 at 10:27pm - animals - by dooommage - Sent from mobile version

Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch a porn film on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear. It wasn't until she came out of her bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML

#296
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9610) - you deserved it (52752)

On 11/13/2008 at 5:31am - intimacy - by Skylan - Sent from mobile version

Today, I remember the first night I spent with my first English boyfriend. I'm French, and when we woke up, I said in my most sexy voice "Oh, I'm so dirty!" It's only when he left that I finally understood the look on his face; I wanted to have a glass of water. I was thirsty, not dirty. FML

#286
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On 11/12/2008 at 3:10am - intimacy - by aur - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

#202
60 comments

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On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)

Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML

#123
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46790) - you deserved it (16313)

On 10/28/2008 at 11:57am - intimacy - by HappyGirl - France (Centre)



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