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AnaBanana1918

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 December 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 12120
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About AnaBanana1918 : I like food :3

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Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML

#2256
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59421) - you deserved it (7838)

On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)

Today, I was hitting on a girl that was getting ready to walk into the same class as I. We were waiting outside the room, and I told her that I heard the Professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down in a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

#2109
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9966) - you deserved it (32944)

On 01/21/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by footinmouth - United States (Iowa)

Today, in the forest, I hit my foot against a half-buried metal thing. I dug into the ground, and found a beautiful box, heavy enough to not be empty. I imagined myself with gold coins. Inside was the corpse of a cat. FML

#1817
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26032) - you deserved it (5875)

On 01/20/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by mainche - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML

#1678
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27468) - you deserved it (11331)

On 01/18/2009 at 10:20pm - intimacy - by gjh - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I crashed into a ditch on my way home from work. I had to walk 2 miles in -25 below zero weather before I could pick up a cell phone signal to call a tow truck. When I got back to my car, a cop was waiting for me with a ticket for leaving the scene of an accident. FML

#1542
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23973) - you deserved it (1914)

On 01/18/2009 at 5:29am - misc - by dirk855 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got an email notification from Yahoo! Personals: "Hi, we've found 0 new matches for you". FML

#1495
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20804) - you deserved it (2472)

On 01/17/2009 at 7:40pm - love - by sad sack. - United States (Florida)

Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML

#1065
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10502) - you deserved it (47451)

On 01/14/2009 at 3:49am - intimacy - by diddlysquat - United Kingdom (Wakefield)

Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML

#1016
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32086) - you deserved it (2899)

On 01/12/2009 at 9:47pm - misc - by patty - Sent from mobile version

Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML

#798
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14392) - you deserved it (72161)

On 01/07/2009 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by Lou Czar - United States (Oregon)

Today, I fell in love with a girl on the internet, she's great and funny. She says she's 16, but everyone keeps telling me she's only 11 and that I'm a pedophile. FML

#781
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7531) - you deserved it (35433)

On 01/07/2009 at 3:17pm - love - by Sidney - United Kingdom (London)

Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML

#718
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23707) - you deserved it (2808)

On 01/06/2009 at 6:58am - love - by musamalia - Sent from mobile version

Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML

#718
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23707) - you deserved it (2808)

On 01/06/2009 at 6:58am - love - by musamalia - Sent from mobile version

Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML

#687
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26323) - you deserved it (2030)

On 01/02/2009 at 10:26pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

#581
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29520) - you deserved it (2863)

On 12/23/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Lililaloose - Sent from mobile version

Today, I needed to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone had left work, I decided that, since I AM a Jedi, my penis ought to be my lightsaber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: "At least someone is having fun!" It was my boss. FML

#523
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8612) - you deserved it (31218)

On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - Sent from mobile version



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