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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 December 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5687
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About AnaBanana1918 : I like food :3

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Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

#19088
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37215) - you deserved it (15036)

On 02/09/2009 at 10:59pm - misc - by annoyed (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down, we were both still naked and she was unconscious. FML

#18143
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86585) - you deserved it (18112)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by douglisk1994 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I visited my 78 year old grandmother. She thanked me for visiting and gave me a magazine before I left telling me I might find something I like in there. When I got home I looked at the magazine only to realize it's full of dildos and sextoys. FML

#16862
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36250) - you deserved it (2848)

On 02/09/2009 at 2:51am - intimacy - by V (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, on my way home from watching a movie with a girl, I began having an erection because I thought I could kiss her goodnight. She dropped me off at home, and with my full blown erection, I walked in front of her car with the headlights on. FML

#15767
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11386) - you deserved it (40902)

On 02/08/2009 at 8:01pm - intimacy - by dgordo3 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I am finally dating the girl I have liked on and off for the past year. In the school play. FML

#14837
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28425) - you deserved it (4616)

On 02/08/2009 at 11:30am - misc - by u_n0_mE - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

#12567
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (280715) - you deserved it (51848)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

#11697
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76615) - you deserved it (16828)

On 02/06/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

#9438
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46025) - you deserved it (13865)

On 02/05/2009 at 8:23am - animals - by #201 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML

#7193
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38546) - you deserved it (1887)

On 02/04/2009 at 2:53am - animals - by RustyBulletHole - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML

#6446
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38964) - you deserved it (7265)

On 02/03/2009 at 2:34pm - intimacy - by ally (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I stuffed my buttcrack with toilet paper right before my job interview because I tend to sweat there a lot and was wearing a white skirt. I went to the bathroom afterward to take it out but it wasn't there anymore. It could have only gone up two places. FML

#5836
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18443) - you deserved it (13021)

On 02/02/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by wtf - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to a fast food restaurant. The guy behind me was a pretty hot latin guy. When I went to pay, my purse fell off the counter. My birth control pills, a condom, 3 super plus tampons and an extra pair of underwear I keep in there for emergencies fell out at his feet. FML

#5739
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23101) - you deserved it (9907)

On 02/02/2009 at 7:42pm - misc - by houdini - United States (California)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42113) - you deserved it (347065)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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