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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 December 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6073
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, at my softball game, there was one spot left for center field. The coach had to choose between me or the girl who forgot her glasses and was blind without them. He chose her. FML

#104917
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40896) - you deserved it (4187)

On 02/22/2009 at 3:41pm - misc - by JRock - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my Grandma was showing me an ancient family letter. It was apparently written by someone historically famous. She was going on about how important it was, in such good condition too, worth a lot. I dropped my glass of juice. It spilt all over it. FML

#101667
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17776) - you deserved it (41777)

On 02/22/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by damn-it (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

#97632
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (263229) - you deserved it (59676)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, My mom walked in on me and my 2 year crush about to have sex. When she saw us she said "oh I'll just wait outside, I know it wont be long anyway." FML

#93676
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81049) - you deserved it (7351)

On 02/21/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got to Costa Rica for my first vacation in five years. I immediately rented a scooter for the week after checking into my prepaid, no refunds, hotel. On the way back from the rental agency I hit a pothole and broke my leg and ripped the skin off my foot. I'm flying home tomorrow. FML

#91860
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41196) - you deserved it (3445)

On 02/20/2009 at 9:20pm - misc - by Dale (man) - Costa Rica (San Jose)

Today, at a strategy session my manager displayed a flow chart of his employees. I wasn't included. Apparently I had been fired and they forgot to tell me. FML

#85047
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52508) - you deserved it (1969)

On 02/20/2009 at 12:30am - work - by Noname (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

#79769
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57904) - you deserved it (3015)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:52pm - love - by killmenow (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML

#79663
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16050) - you deserved it (31803)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:44pm - work - by wow (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FML

#67236
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42024) - you deserved it (18536)

On 02/18/2009 at 9:15am - love - by Sandra (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cig-bud out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML

#51182
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10972) - you deserved it (153033)

On 02/16/2009 at 1:52am - misc - by Dani_Rich - United States (California)

Today, I was at a fraternity party, and one of the hosts said over the loudspeaker "turn to the person next to you and picture them naked, then drink a beer if the mental image disturbs you". I turned, only to be face-to-face with my ex-boyfriend. He drank two beers. FML

#47156
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35574) - you deserved it (4936)

On 02/15/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML

#46183
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10470) - you deserved it (51111)

On 02/15/2009 at 10:49am - misc - by Nastiaa (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, I started a fight at a lesbian bar and lost. I'm a man. FML

#45910
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14710) - you deserved it (79248)

On 02/15/2009 at 5:43am - misc - by Mofisto (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that when I masturbate at night while watching internet porn I cast a huge shadow on the curtain and the entire street is able to see it. FML

#30273
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21010) - you deserved it (48783)

On 02/12/2009 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Evil_Egbert (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer looked at me, saying, "You look like you need a mirror." FML

#21181
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24675) - you deserved it (3325)

On 02/10/2009 at 4:15pm - misc - by greattt (woman) - United States (South Carolina)



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