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AnaBanana1918

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 December 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 13049
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About AnaBanana1918 : I like food :3

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Today, My mom walked in on me and my 2 year crush about to have sex. When she saw us she said "oh I'll just wait outside, I know it wont be long anyway." FML

#93676
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85631) - you deserved it (7907)

On 02/21/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got to Costa Rica for my first vacation in five years. I immediately rented a scooter for the week after checking into my prepaid, no refunds, hotel. On the way back from the rental agency I hit a pothole and broke my leg and ripped the skin off my foot. I'm flying home tomorrow. FML

#91860
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43674) - you deserved it (3739)

On 02/20/2009 at 9:20pm - misc - by Dale (man) - Costa Rica (San Jose)

Today, at a strategy session my manager displayed a flow chart of his employees. I wasn't included. Apparently I had been fired and they forgot to tell me. FML

#85047
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55853) - you deserved it (2243)

On 02/20/2009 at 12:30am - work - by Noname (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

#79769
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61104) - you deserved it (3271)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:52pm - love - by killmenow (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML

#79663
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17871) - you deserved it (34347)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:44pm - work - by wow (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FML

#67236
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42435) - you deserved it (18627)

On 02/18/2009 at 9:15am - love - by Sandra (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cig-bud out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML

#51182
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12827) - you deserved it (164390)

On 02/16/2009 at 1:52am - misc - by Dani_Rich - United States (California)

Today, I was at a fraternity party, and one of the hosts said over the loudspeaker "turn to the person next to you and picture them naked, then drink a beer if the mental image disturbs you". I turned, only to be face-to-face with my ex-boyfriend. He drank two beers. FML

#47156
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38441) - you deserved it (5280)

On 02/15/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML

#46183
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11944) - you deserved it (54449)

On 02/15/2009 at 10:49am - misc - by Nastiaa (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, I started a fight at a lesbian bar and lost. I'm a man. FML

#45910
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15901) - you deserved it (83417)

On 02/15/2009 at 5:43am - misc - by Mofisto (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that when I masturbate at night while watching internet porn I cast a huge shadow on the curtain and the entire street is able to see it. FML

#30273
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23175) - you deserved it (51694)

On 02/12/2009 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Evil_Egbert (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer looked at me, saying, "You look like you need a mirror." FML

#21181
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27638) - you deserved it (3617)

On 02/10/2009 at 4:15pm - misc - by greattt (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

#19088
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40214) - you deserved it (16743)

On 02/09/2009 at 10:59pm - misc - by annoyed (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down, we were both still naked and she was unconscious. FML

#18143
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (87168) - you deserved it (18239)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by douglisk1994 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I visited my 78 year old grandmother. She thanked me for visiting and gave me a magazine before I left telling me I might find something I like in there. When I got home I looked at the magazine only to realize it's full of dildos and sextoys. FML

#16862
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39596) - you deserved it (3143)

On 02/09/2009 at 2:51am - intimacy - by V (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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