About AnaBanana1918 : I like food :3
About AnaBanana1918 : I like food :3
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AnaBanana1918's favorite FMLs
Today, I got to Costa Rica for my first vacation in five years. I immediately rented a scooter for the week after checking into my prepaid, no refunds, hotel. On the way back from the rental agency I hit a pothole and broke my leg and ripped the skin off my foot. I'm flying home tomorrow. FML
by Dale / 02/20/2009 at 9:20pm / Costa Rica (San Jose) / Holidays
by Noname / 02/20/2009 at 12:30am / South Africa (Gauteng) / Work
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
by killmenow / 02/19/2009 at 4:52pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML
by wow / 02/19/2009 at 4:44pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by Sandra / 02/18/2009 at 9:15am / Ireland (Dublin) / Love
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cig-bud out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
by Dani_Rich / 02/16/2009 at 1:52am / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, I was at a fraternity party, and one of the hosts said over the loudspeaker "turn to the person next to you and picture them naked, then drink a beer if the mental image disturbs you". I turned, only to be face-to-face with my ex-boyfriend. He drank two beers. FML
by Noname / 02/15/2009 at 3:28pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Love
Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML
by Nastiaa / 02/15/2009 at 10:49am / Estonia (Harjumaa) / Kids
by Mofisto / 02/15/2009 at 5:43am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Evil_Egbert / 02/12/2009 at 6:54am / Netherlands (Noord-Brabant) / Intimacy
by greattt / 02/10/2009 at 4:15pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by annoyed / 02/09/2009 at 10:59pm / United States (New York) / Transportation
Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11 to her garage where we start to have sex. When she comes to climax she slips and hits her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down, we were both still naked and she was unconscious. FML
by douglisk1994 / 02/09/2009 at 7:07pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, I visited my 78 year old grandmother. She thanked me for visiting and gave me a magazine before I left telling me I might find something I like in there. When I got home I looked at the magazine only to realize it's full of dildos and sextoys. FML
by V / 02/09/2009 at 2:51am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, on my way home from watching a movie with a girl, I began having an erection because I thought I could kiss her goodnight. She dropped me off at home, and with my full blown erection, I walked in front of her car with the headlights on. FML
by dgordo3 / 02/08/2009 at 8:01pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy