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  • Number of visits : 1195
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About AnOriginalName : A masked crusader that the world needs, yet does not deserve. I am not Batman, but I am Batman's cousin.... American Stig!

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Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML

#21261280
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28349) - you deserved it (10389)

On 09/19/2014 at 2:34pm - kids - by hypercrite dad (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I went with a couple of my friends to see a friend who's fallen very ill. Her dad walked in with a gun and demanded to know which of us had gotten his daughter pregnant. By the time I realized it was a joke, I'd already pissed myself. FML

#21261205
64 comments

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On 09/19/2014 at 11:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, in astronomy class, a kid used Uranus in a hilarious innuendo. I was the only one who laughed. I also happen to be the teacher. FML

#21260699
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28775) - you deserved it (4806)

On 09/18/2014 at 3:20pm - misc - by immature - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, I was eating a hot fudge sundae and I complained that the fudge was at the very bottom and I couldn't reach it with my spoon. My husband muttered "Fat girl problems." FML

#21260102
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33653) - you deserved it (10229)

On 09/17/2014 at 4:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got up at 4.30am, like I do every morning, and got ready for work. Just as I was about to walk out the door, my flatmate jumped me and beat the snot out of me thinking I was a burglar. Because apparently burglars shower, make toast and clean up before stealing all your shit. FML

#21259933
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36518) - you deserved it (2454)

On 09/17/2014 at 8:18am - misc - by makeyourselfathome (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my brother got the same cologne as the guy I've been seeing for a while. Every time I'm with my brother I think about him, and every time I'm with him I think about my brother. FML

#21259922
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35235) - you deserved it (3547)

On 09/17/2014 at 7:46am - love - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was going to put some Italian dressing on my salad when I noticed that the oil and vinegar weren't mixed. After putting the cap back on, I shook as hard as I could. The cap came flying off and I showered myself in the dressing. FML

#21258902
48 comments

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On 09/15/2014 at 5:37pm - misc - by imamess (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML

#21256842
85 comments

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On 09/12/2014 at 9:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I started a new job. Three of my Kenyan coworkers keep getting together and reminding me that having more than one wife is okay in their country. I've gotten 3 marriage proposals from married men so far. FML

#21255696
108 comments

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On 09/10/2014 at 1:16pm - work - by notmarryingyou - United States (Washington)

Today, I started a new job. Three of my Kenyan coworkers keep getting together and reminding me that having more than one wife is okay in their country. I've gotten 3 marriage proposals from married men so far. FML

#21255696
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33744) - you deserved it (2815)

On 09/10/2014 at 1:16pm - work - by notmarryingyou - United States (Washington)

Today, I looked at a girl's profile on a dating website, and it told her I'd visited it. Later on, she sent me a message. It said: "Don't even think about it." FML

#21253110
64 comments

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On 09/06/2014 at 3:29pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my younger sister ran into my room, telling me someone was trying to break in. We were home alone, so she went to hide as I took a crowbar and followed the intruder. Just as I was about to swing, he turned around: it was my dad. I had to explain to my sister that burglars don't have keys. FML

#21251987
60 comments

Today, my husband asked our tax professional if we could file my profession as "Expert Dream Murderer." I'm a guidance counselor. FML

#21251173
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34002) - you deserved it (4507)

On 09/03/2014 at 2:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, it's been almost a week since I returned from my vacation to Ireland. Before I rarely drank. Now I'm pretty sure I'm an alcoholic. You might think I'm joking, but I've woken up hungover every day since I landed there. I basically paid to kill my liver and become AA's next poster child. FML

#21245034
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27224) - you deserved it (15157)

On 08/25/2014 at 12:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my sister felt guilty and told me about the changes she secretly made to my résumé months ago. She'd put "doing your mom" and "corporate espionage" as my hobbies, and "Justin Bieber's pussy waxer" as a previous job. No wonder I'm still unemployed. FML

#21244565
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39864) - you deserved it (7248)

On 08/24/2014 at 5:50pm - work - by fuck you, tasha (man) - United States (Wisconsin)



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