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  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 January 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 733
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About AnG_eLa96 : Hey guyyss im angelaa
and of coursee i luv reading fmls! (thats why im heree)

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Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

#5550225
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64427) - you deserved it (4716)

On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today, my 11-year-old son and I were going through some old photos. He saw one of me when I was 22 on a beach, wearing a bikini. He said "Wow! Who's that?" Quite proudly I said it was me. He looked at me and said "What happened?" FML

#5164588
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36613) - you deserved it (7076)

On 09/10/2009 at 5:13am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I woke up to my 8 month old son happy as can be. I could hear him laughing over the monitor. When I walked into the room, he had somehow got his diaper off and was holding onto his new found penis. He thought it was hysterical when it went off and shot urine everywhere. FML

#5149923
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38653) - you deserved it (4402)

On 09/09/2009 at 3:33pm - kids - by WOCOACH (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was walking through Macy's with my girlfriend. I stopped to admire a mannequin's ass, joking with my girlfriend like I was touching it. Then I slapped it. It wasn't a mannequin. FML

#408707
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42550) - you deserved it (191884)

On 03/17/2009 at 6:16am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (California)



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