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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 October 1997 (18 years old)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About AmyStoraliayne : Follow me on twitter: @Amy_Styles_101
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Carrots, Kevin, turtles, no spoons, cats, nandos, red, orange, purple, blue, curls, Irish, British, suspenders, Bradford bad boy, swag master from Doncaster, holmeschapel, london, the boys from the stairs, x-factor!
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AmyStoraliayne's favorite FMLs

Today, I heard whimpering while I was in my bedroom. Thinking it was my parents doing something nasty, I let them do it and turned on my music. My parents came home from work and I realised they were never home. I went into the room and saw my dead dog laying on the floor. FML

by ashleyramsay / 10/23/2009 at 3:13pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Love

Today, my wife and I were doing it when the phone rang. She answered it, and rode me while carrying on a more than a five minute conversation with her father. FML

by 0ros / 09/12/2009 at 6:13pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy

Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML

by Ouch / 08/15/2009 at 3:51am / United States (Michigan) / Health

Today, I got further with a guy than I've ever before. By that, I mean I got his phone number. FML

by stupiddddddd / 07/08/2009 at 3:28am / United Kingdom (Rotherham) / Miscellaneous

Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML

by Snow / 02/07/2009 at 3:43pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous