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AmyStoraliayne
  • Town/Country : London, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 October 1997 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 33
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About AmyStoraliayne : Follow me on twitter: @Amy_Styles_101
Chat me on kik: amy_stylinson
And follow me on instagram: @1d_1derland_2010

Carrots, Kevin, turtles, no spoons, cats, nandos, red, orange, purple, blue, curls, Irish, British, suspenders, Bradford bad boy, swag master from Doncaster, holmeschapel, london, the boys from the stairs, x-factor!
Most of you won't understand but for those who do...
I LIKE BOYS WHO LIKE GIRLS WHO EAT CARROTS!!!!!
HORAN THE WORLD? CURLS!!!

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Today, after the firetruck and EMS came to my house for an emergency, I realized that not all firefighters looked like the ones in my calendar. This depressed me more than the emergency. FML

#6663069
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4298) - you deserved it (27607)

On 12/08/2009 at 10:11am - misc - by sad (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I heard whimpering while I was in my bedroom. Thinking it was my parents doing something nasty, I let them do it and turned on my music. My parents came home from work and I realised they were never home. I went into the room and saw my dead dog laying on the floor. FML

#5959934
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43519) - you deserved it (8450)

On 10/23/2009 at 3:13pm - love - by ashleyramsay (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my wife and I were doing it when the phone rang. She answered it, and rode me while carrying on a more than a five minute conversation with her father. FML

#5211678
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17647) - you deserved it (3165)

On 09/12/2009 at 6:13pm - intimacy - by 0ros (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML

#4543723
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45081) - you deserved it (7556)

On 08/15/2009 at 3:51am - health - by Ouch (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got further with a guy than I've ever before. By that, I mean I got his phone number. FML

#3575019
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44795) - you deserved it (6609)

On 07/08/2009 at 3:28am - misc - by stupiddddddd (woman) - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML

#13539
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13463) - you deserved it (22647)

On 02/07/2009 at 3:43pm - misc - by Snow (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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