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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 June 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2263
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my eight year old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mind-fucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

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On 08/06/2011 at 7:37pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my kids decided putting laxatives in my coffee would loosen me up and calm my nerves. I have a 3 hour long meeting soon. FML

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On 08/01/2011 at 4:05pm - kids - by burn - United States (Florida)

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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On 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by toni405 - United States

Today, my parents think that I don't realize all the sexual euphemisms in their conversations. One of the more recent ones being made by my dad at the dinner table: "This sausage is great, honey, but mine is bigger and tastier!" FML

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On 07/13/2011 at 2:16pm - intimacy - by wittlegirl - United States (California)

Today, while working as a cashier at McDonald's, a man came in telling me that he had not received his hamburger. I looked at his receipt and the date said 11/17/09. FML

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On 07/04/2011 at 5:42am - work - by crudofalife - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

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On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML

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On 06/28/2011 at 2:39am - intimacy - by girlshavepenises (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML

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188 comments

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On 06/13/2011 at 10:24am - kids - by Evaki1 - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

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91 comments

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On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML

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159 comments

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On 06/06/2011 at 9:50am - misc - by Jake Whitte - United States (Indiana)

Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML

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174 comments

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On 05/30/2011 at 2:14pm - misc - by OopsKid (man) - France

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

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158 comments

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On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

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On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

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On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today, I noticed this guy crying in the park. I went up to him to see what was wrong. Apparently his girlfriend broke up with him, and he also said he wanted to kill himself. My first response was "Don't, you'll regret it later in life". FML

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On 04/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by alopez1994 -



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