AmyPond17

Search for a member

Offline (6 minutes ago)

AmyPond17

10Fucked!

AmyPond17AmyPond17
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 June 1994 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6882
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

This member hasn't filled in their description.

AmyPond17's page activity

Visits<b>EvilPandaxD</b> - yesterday at 4:09am<b>stuckintime</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 4:46am<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 12:43am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 12:37pm<b>daveyyyyh</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 10:32pm<b>Mons</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 8:55pm<b>ndnpride88</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 6:42pm<b>Soninuva</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 3:58pm<b>jdw17</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 6:15pm<b>tj1540</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 3:45am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 11:24pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 11:14pm<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 8:18pm<b>pks2014</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 7:47pm<b>sexymomo1234</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 3:27am<b>PsychicBulwark</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 11:07pm<b>IndianaJoe0321</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 4:50am<b>YaBishMan</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 10:43pm

Fucked!<b>stuckintime</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 10:47am<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 6:43am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 6:37pm<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/17/2015 at 5:25am<b>NickVsHtml</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 1:53am<b>martin8337</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 10:25pm

AmyPond17's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

See all of AmyPond17's badges

AmyPond17's favorite FMLs

Today, in a fit of paranoid hysteria, my mom threw out my phone, claiming the NSA can look through the camera to spy on me. I guess that's why you're still using your own phone to sext your latest boyfriend, eh mom? FML

by whoriblemomindeed / 06/20/2013 at 12:02pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was lectured by a self-professed vegan over my "barbaric" eating habits, in between her scarfing down a tuna fish sandwich. FML

by fuckedbyahipster / 06/15/2013 at 12:13pm / Finland / Miscellaneous

Today, my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me. I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend. He hasn't stopped laughing. FML

by Anonymous / 06/13/2013 at 8:30pm / United Kingdom (Southampton) / Love

Today, my estranged father, who is a cop, decided to show up to my 17th birthday party. He immediately began arresting people for underage drinking. Way to mend fences, dad. FML

by fuckyouverymuch / 06/13/2013 at 6:16am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was on my bike. As I'm rolling through an intersection, some asshat in a pickup runs the red light and hits me. Instead of getting out and helping me, the guy hops out, takes a look at me lying in the street, steals my hat and drives off. That was my favorite hat. FML

by Are you f*cking kidding me / 06/12/2013 at 2:10am / United States (Colorado) / Transportation

Today, my mother came into my workplace to wail on me for "ruining our family's reputation" because I got a girl pregnant. I've been married to the "girl" for 8 years. FML

by Anonymous / 06/11/2013 at 10:12pm / United States / Kids

Today, my boyfriend was extremely nervous to meet my parents but I made him do it anyway. One of the first things out of his mouth was, "I'm glad you had sex." When they gave him a look of shock, he added, "You know, when you made your daughter! She's awesome!" FML

by lsababy / 06/11/2013 at 2:46pm / United States (Michigan) / Love

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my boyfriend threw out my old voicemail recorder, thinking it was junk. My father passed away years ago. I kept a recording of the last voicemail he'd left me on it so I'd always remember his voice. FML

by Upset / 06/10/2013 at 7:35pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my friend got dumped. I wanted to say, "You must be devastated", thinking, "That really sucks." I said, "You must really suck." FML

by Oops / 06/10/2013 at 7:22am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML

by Anonymous / 06/08/2013 at 4:53pm / United Kingdom (Bromley) / Intimacy

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML

by Anonymous / 06/07/2013 at 3:10am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy

Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, my friend and I served him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he faked being drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of my so-called "friends". FML

by Anonymous / 06/06/2013 at 12:32pm / Senegal / Miscellaneous

Today, I saw a man on my bike that was stolen a few years ago. I asked him if I could have my bike back just wondering what he'd say. He calmly replied, "Hell no, I stole this fair and square." FML

by anonymous / 06/06/2013 at 12:14am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, the crazy son of a bitch who lives next door to me once again got into a loud, rather one-sided argument with his cat. 20 minutes later, he knocked on my door, asking if he could stay at my place for a couple of days. The look he gave me when I said no has me fearing for my life. FML

by Anonymous / 06/05/2013 at 6:09pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got the bill for the flowers my husband arranged to be delivered to me while he's out of town next week. I also got the bill for the flowers he's sending to the floozy he'll be seeing next week while he's out of town. The gift tag for it was: "I can't wait to see you." FML

by Justme / 06/05/2013 at 1:02am / United States (California) / Love