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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 April 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1276
  • Number of comments : 102
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About AmoraLynn : I'm pretty easy going. I enjoy reading, anime, music, photography and forensic science. I dislike the grammar patrol, and people who like to say YDI for knowing ____ or for being a nerd. Anything else you want to know, feel free to ask.

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AmoraLynn's favorite FMLs

Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML


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