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by Anonymous / 05/13/2012 at 11:12am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/09/2012 at 6:09pm / Egypt (Al Qahirah) / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/08/2012 at 9:59pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Nice / 05/01/2012 at 9:58am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML
by Anonymous / 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm / France / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/24/2012 at 9:41pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
by Autocorrected / 03/04/2012 at 12:02am / Philippines (Bulacan) / Love
by religionbites621 / 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm / United States (Tennessee) / Transportation
by ughh / 11/22/2011 at 8:22am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 10/30/2011 at 12:57pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
by Anonymous / 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I started my new job as a teacher. Worried about how I looked, I asked a coworker if I looked okay. She said, "You look fine. Just like a normal high school kid." I spent the next half hour convincing her that I was not a student, but a teacher. FML
by Meagan smith / 08/24/2011 at 4:33pm / United States (Colorado) / Work
Today, I began to walk across the street when I saw a very familiar old lady struggle across it. I walked over to help her, and only after she had blown her rape whistle and socked me in the nuts did she realize I was her grandson. FML
by John / 06/30/2011 at 4:18am / United States / Miscellaneous
by asianlover / 06/30/2011 at 3:24am / Finland (Western Finland) / Miscellaneous
Today, as I was walking home from work, my dad drove past, pulled over, rolled down the window and asked, "Are you tired of walking?" To which I replied "Yes!" Just as I reached for the car door, he yelled "RUN A WHILE" and sped off. FML
by RYZILLAHitZ / 06/29/2011 at 9:32pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my loneliness hit an all time low when I actually considered "accidentally" texting a random… Today, my boyfriend went to the ER. I ran to catch the nearest city bus. My sandal breaks. I had to… Today, my ex girlfriend crashed my wedding. Not only did she get on stage and moon my friends and…