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AmexBlack

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AmexBlack

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  • Town/Country : Reading, United Kingdom
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 September 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 500
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About AmexBlack : Currently a full-time English Literature student.

FML occupies my time when i'm not reading literature, listening to music, expanding my vinyl record collection, getting lashed (aka 'drunk' to you continentals) or writing essays...

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Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

#17090156
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35581) - you deserved it (8562)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Ignored - United States (Texas)

Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML

#16965226
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40832) - you deserved it (2596)

On 07/03/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by beablue18 - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)

Today, I went on a third date with this guy, hoping I'd finally get some action. I got a high five. FML

#16868516
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34639) - you deserved it (9487)

On 06/26/2011 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

#16661334
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12593) - you deserved it (57759)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I finally convinced my girlfriend to let me give her a foot massage after she had a long day at work. Halfway through, she fell asleep. Wanting to see how ticklish she actually was, I started to tickle her feet. She then kicked me straight in the nuts whilst sleeping. FML

Today, I put my paycheck in my wallet, intending to cash it in the next day. Later on, I met up with a friend and went to a party. I ended up getting so drunk, I gave away my $400 check in exchange for a pack of smokes, thinking it was a $5 bill. FML

#14510497
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7653) - you deserved it (51277)

On 01/08/2011 at 5:05pm - money - by qx5 - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I grabbed a handful of crackers from the kitchen, only to find it crawling with bugs. Apparently, my brother had made the same discovery earlier, but put the box of crackers back in the cupboard anyway. FML

#13129116
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24342) - you deserved it (2581)

On 09/20/2010 at 3:26pm - animals - by thanksbro - United States (Michigan)

Today, my 72 year old Grandmother informed me she's running for mayor. She's been going around town with home made signs all day campaigning to win mayor. She lives in my town. My friend called me asking me if she was high. FML

#12880726
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23599) - you deserved it (3534)

On 09/03/2010 at 2:18am - misc - by AnnaWusHere - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex in a rarely used room at school. We got carried away and found ourselves locked in. We slept there overnight. We woke up when the cleaning lady found us the next morning and were greeted by worried parents and school staff. FML

#12758397
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11580) - you deserved it (46246)

On 08/26/2010 at 5:17pm - intimacy - by Eeeek (woman) - Bulgaria (Varna)

Today, my rabbit died. He died a painful death from ingesting too much carpet. I now have no rabbit and a patchy carpet. FML

#7414991
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25231) - you deserved it (5993)

On 01/18/2010 at 4:00am - misc - by Radioo (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML

#5466337
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67711) - you deserved it (3435)

On 09/25/2009 at 1:42pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was in the bathroom defecating when I felt something hanging there. I reached back with toilet paper and starting pulling it out inch by inch; 3 feet later I learned I had a tapeworm. Worst of all, no pharmacy has the med the doctor prescribed. I have to live with this thing until the med gets here. FML

#5276065
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61474) - you deserved it (3530)

On 09/15/2009 at 5:14pm - intimacy - by benander (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked. Then said "You know he can't swim right?" FML

#5044657
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7320) - you deserved it (59054)

On 09/04/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by babydoll13211 (woman) - United States (Washington)



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