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Americunt
  • Town/Country : Americunt in american't, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 July 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 1920
  • Number of comments : 88
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Americunt : Hello, my name is Feyi. I like computers, and art(now), and I like old music, like older than Miley cyrus's vag. Chat4Chat? I remain straight.

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Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML

#7925125
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28436) - you deserved it (2836)

On 02/06/2010 at 1:27am - animals - by btg - United States (California)

Today, one of my friends pointed out I'm starting to get a mustache! - "You're finally a man!" To bad it's my 15th birthday, and I'm a girl. FML

#7897193
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25430) - you deserved it (2823)

On 02/05/2010 at 1:25am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

#7848040
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6330) - you deserved it (32985)

On 02/03/2010 at 3:10pm - misc - by adam - Sent from mobile version

Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML

#7813334
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21872) - you deserved it (3580)

On 02/02/2010 at 12:32pm - animals - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I lost my job to a girl that graduated with the same bachelor's degree from the same college as me. She also got a master's in an unrelated field. I've been working there 7 months, and her master's in maths apparently makes her a better athletic trainer than me. FML

#7454519
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21442) - you deserved it (3332)

On 01/20/2010 at 10:59am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me for six months with my best friend of five years. After asking him what she had that I didn't, he responded with one word - "Boobies." FML

#7432728
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32116) - you deserved it (3837)

On 01/19/2010 at 2:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I started my job as a consultant at a shop that sells wedding dresses. My first client? The girl my ex-fiancé cheated on me with and left me for. FML

#7431975
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26997) - you deserved it (1295)

On 01/19/2010 at 1:44am - work - by StillHurt (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my niece offered me a slice of cake. After I refused, she asked, "Why not? Aren't fat people always hungry?" FML

#7430497
96 comments

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On 01/19/2010 at 12:08am - health - by Fatlady43 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, one of my employees lit my tie on fire. FML

#7430304
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19365) - you deserved it (4291)

On 01/19/2010 at 12:00am - work - by mcdman (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. Turns out they are firing 35 people. I wasn't on the list until I asked for a raise. FML

#7424503
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24866) - you deserved it (6375)

On 01/18/2010 at 7:41pm - work - by SadMan (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my estranged, alcoholic father decided to tell me I have a sister. After 30 mins of him describing how beautiful she is and how much we look alike and how she has lived one town away from me her entire life, I was excited to the point of tears. Too bad she died a year ago. Thanks dad. FML

#7415965
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36504) - you deserved it (1712)

On 01/18/2010 at 6:49am - misc - by Mills (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML

#7379683
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28530) - you deserved it (2532)

On 01/16/2010 at 3:19pm - health - by dire-rear (woman) - Singapore

Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML

#7340967
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21301) - you deserved it (3169)

On 01/14/2010 at 4:56pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, it was my 18th birthday. Nobody said anything. Gillette sent me a free razor though. FML

#7336661
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32215) - you deserved it (2522)

On 01/14/2010 at 10:57am - misc - by Lost (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I added some of my own money to the tip jar in the Subway I work at to make myself look less pathetic. FML

#7333301
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8577) - you deserved it (14977)

On 01/14/2010 at 1:59am - work - by OverweightTeen (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)



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