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AmeliaSH
  • Town/Country : MN, USA
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  • Number of visits : 1006
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, my college professor handed every student a note card and told us to rate his looks from 1 to 5. Is this what I pay $20,000 a year for? FML

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91 comments

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On 01/26/2011 at 2:45am - misc - by SLOMan90 (man) - United States (California)

Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML

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234 comments

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On 01/06/2011 at 5:57pm - misc - by UltraHoe69 - United States

Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML

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101 comments

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On 12/26/2010 at 4:32pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was in the car with my mom. We were discussing my brother, how he's been screwing up majorly lately and she blamed it on his friends. Then she turned to me and said, "It's a good thing you've never had any friends." FML

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56 comments

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On 12/13/2010 at 11:29am - misc - by Amanda - United States

Today, I realized I've been driving for almost two years and still get excited when I park between the lines on my first try. FML

#14017590
118 comments

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On 11/28/2010 at 11:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, one of my husband's old college buddies came over for dinner. We reminisced about our college days, and he laughed as he told the story about my husband making up a friend, Marc Deveau, that he'd say he was visiting when he was cheating on his girlfriend. My husband still sees Marc Deveau. FML

#13798665
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On 11/11/2010 at 3:40am - love - by Anonymous - France

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

#13307467
62 comments

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On 10/03/2010 at 7:29pm - misc - by krt - United States (Florida)

Today, at work, I was called into the office by my supervisor, on whom I have a massive crush. He called me in to get my password to make some adjustments on my work account and asked me what my password was. I had to hold eye contact with him and tell him my password is his full name. FML

#13298402
153 comments

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On 10/03/2010 at 1:08am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I caught my husband modeling my cute floral panties. All he could manage to say was "I love you." FML

#13274017
106 comments

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On 10/01/2010 at 7:07am - intimacy - by canispankthat - United States (California)

Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML

#13145011
312 comments

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On 09/21/2010 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML

Today, my neighbor came up to me, lowered her voice and said, "I suggest you buy some drapes for your bedroom dear..." When she started to walk away, she added, "...and a gym membership." FML

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81 comments

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On 09/09/2010 at 12:33am - misc - by niccy (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I pretended like I was dead to my 4 year old brother. He cried my name for a couple of seconds, then took my iPhone out of my hands and ran away laughing. FML

#12760646
121 comments

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On 08/26/2010 at 8:19pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went into a music store to look into getting a new guitar. I picked up one that I was interested in and tried it out quietly. A sales representative approached me and asked me to "stop the noise and leave the guitars for serious customers." I've been playing for almost ten years. FML

#10777263
128 comments

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On 05/26/2010 at 2:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was working as a counsellor at a special needs camp when one of the parents came up to my friend and asked her what my disorder was. FML

#10699156
74 comments

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On 05/22/2010 at 9:24pm - misc - by *sigh* - United States (Indiana)



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