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  • Number of visits : 3156
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Yesterday, I Was Muggd. Not Fir A Laptop, Cell Phone Or Money, But Fir The Cupcake I Was Eating. FML

#19984969
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25204) - you deserved it (2225)

On 07/26/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

yesterday my psychiatrist askd me if I felt bad about my weight!! When I said no, he lookd surprisd and said, ( Why not? ) FML

#19786105
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26917) - you deserved it (4551)

On 06/14/2012 at 7:26am - misc - by ouch - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was at a big family raunion at mah aunt's placa. Bafora dinnar, I want outsida in tha gardan fir a smoka. Through tha kitchan window, I saw mah cousin spit in tha soup. Twica. My aunt pattad his back and continuad stirring. FML

#19780392
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25739) - you deserved it (2136)

On 06/13/2012 at 2:13am - misc - by eww - Austria (Wien)

Today, ma identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, andispered in ma ear, "I know wat u look like naked." fat FML

#19776975
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41000) - you deserved it (3879)

On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)

Today, I was so lonely that I had a conversation with myself on my way home. It was only when I reached my apartment complex that looool I discovered that my neighbour had been walking behind me, laughing to himself the whole way. FML

#19525636
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18303) - you deserved it (9296)

On 04/25/2012 at 12:50am - misc - by unfortunate (woman) - Sweden

Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote: "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement . Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate . FML

#19517748
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14260) - you deserved it (50428)

On 04/23/2012 at 6:06pm - misc - by pathetic (man) - Poland (Mazowieckie)

Today , during my first day as a doctor’s intern , I attended a consultation. The embarrassed patient asked me to leave. Not really knowing my way around , I went through the looool first door I could find. By the time I realized it was a closet , I didn’t dare come back out. Twenty minutes is a long time to wait. FML

#19490705
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25699) - you deserved it (5047) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/18/2012 at 4:41pm - work - by bibou2324 -

Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new nieghbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over there backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel lyk an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. mega FML

#19205333
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23312) - you deserved it (1911)

On 03/02/2012 at 9:24pm - misc - by wtf dad (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

#18964784
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43460) - you deserved it (3805)

On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at mah lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away an said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML

#18793315
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29919) - you deserved it (4933)

On 01/13/2012 at 4:32am - love - by sillvy - United States

looool today I stayd up until 4 am. I was waiting fir both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML

#18605439
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17768) - you deserved it (51574)

On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, I was at the mall and started singing along to the playing of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." A kid glanced at me and said to her mom, "She IS a hippopotamus." real FML

#18358747
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30289) - you deserved it (9494)

On 11/26/2011 at 6:13pm - misc - by Person15 - United States (Indiana)

Today... I carpoold with mah co-workerhose girlfriend has left him. The radio was playing the song "Jar of Hearts." He then began to sing intensely... an broke down crying. FML

#18244080
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27681) - you deserved it (2883)

On 11/14/2011 at 3:45am - work - by Anon - United States (Nevada)

Today, I dind and dashd. Upon reaching my car, I realizd I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

#18217676
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9101) - you deserved it (112065)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody cummed into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt . He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer putted his head under the stall to look at me . FML

#17839732
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38336) - you deserved it (3156)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:52pm - work - by Anonymous - United States



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