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AmbitionDriven
  • Town/Country : Nassau, Bahamas
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 444
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About AmbitionDriven : I probably won't be on very much due to external forces and what not. I check my messages when I can, so feel free to leave me one.

Love strongly, and treasure the people around you while you can.

I am a high school senior on the brink of graduation. I speak Spanish and Italian while i'm trying to learn another language as well.

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Today, my patient, a chubby little girl, stood on a scale to measure her weight. She was 5 yrs old and weighed 65 lbs. I started giving her advice on eating healthy: fruits, vegetables, and more greens. She turned to her mother giving a look of shock and said, "But mommy, the doctor is fat too!" FML

#810439
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44819) - you deserved it (14196)

On 04/05/2009 at 12:25am - kids - by Shnur (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up at three in the morning when two cops busted in the door to my apartment and a frantic voice on my cellphone saying "Sir? Sir? Are you all right? Sir?" Turns out I had been having a nightmare and dreamed I called 911. I actually did. FML

#440568
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59711) - you deserved it (7399)

On 03/18/2009 at 2:45pm - misc - by Miller_Time (man) - United States

Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 min. early only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat sat down and unpacked. FML

#6154
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I agree, your life sucks (6041) - you deserved it (22739)

On 02/03/2009 at 10:25am - misc - by baller12 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

#1702
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21545) - you deserved it (6899)

On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17630) - you deserved it (4751)

On 01/14/2009 at 8:09am - love - by Mr. Shawzy - Canada (British Columbia)



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