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I am a high school senior on the brink of graduation. I speak Spanish and Italian while i'm trying to learn another language as well.
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Today, my five-year-old daughter asked me why moms don't swallow clothes, so that their babies won't be born naked. My husband burst into derisive laughter, and has now trained her into responding to the name "Derp-Derp." FML
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On 09/14/2012 at 7:06pm - kids - by -___- (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)
Today, my boyfriend and I had breakfast with his grandmother. She told him how I'm prettier than "that Mexican" he'd brought home for dinner last week. We had dinner with her last week, and I'm that same Mexican. She then went on to how Mexicans are what's wrong with the economy. FML
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On 09/14/2012 at 10:13am - misc - by MexicanMe (woman) - United States
Today, I told my husband that I'm tired of feeling like his "blow-up doll". His response was to honk my boob and make squeaking noises. FML
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On 09/08/2012 at 10:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
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On 08/13/2012 at 8:19am - intimacy - by hmmmm (woman) - Australia
Today, I had an ovarian cyst rupture at work, causing sudden severe stomach cramps; this caused my bowels to release everything right then and there, while on the phone with a customer, in the middle of the call center surrounded by 200 other sales reps. FML
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On 07/29/2012 at 7:34pm - health - by sy123 (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, after watching Hulk with my friends, we spent a good half hour discussing exactly how enlarged Bruce Banner's package would be in his Hulk state. I couldn't hide my excitement, and now my friends won't stop teasing me. FML
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Today, I got to see a waterfall up close. Too bad it was in my bedroom. FML
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On 06/18/2012 at 11:31pm - misc - by ducklover1 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, a pigeon got into my apartment. After knocking over a very expensive vase, it panicked, rammed itself against a window, and shat all over the floor as it tried to get out. FML
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On 05/12/2012 at 12:01pm - animals - by Eric Ngan - Singapore
Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML
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On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I took a pregnancy test. I waited the longest two minutes of my life just to realize I missed the stick. FML
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On 04/05/2012 at 3:01pm - misc - by darkestbarbie - United States (Georgia)
Today, in my psychology class, the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says, "I have an upset stomach, I may have to use the bathroom." FML
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On 04/04/2012 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I washed my sheets. They wouldn't dry quick enough, so I had to use my old Buzz Lightyear sheets. My new girlfriend took it upon herself to become a damn psychic and pay me a surprise visit right there and then. FML
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On 03/17/2012 at 12:22pm - love - by babysheets (man) - Uruguay (Montevideo)
Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML
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On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
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On 01/09/2012 at 12:01am - intimacy - by LaLa - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML
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On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)
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