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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 June 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 467
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Amber_Naomy : Feel free to message me! I love talking to new people.

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Today, like every other day at work, I had to listen to people talk about being addicted to sex. I have to treat people for addiction to something I've never even had. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30143) - you deserved it (4581)

On 01/15/2015 at 10:12am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I asked my teacher how old he was, and jokingly I said, "50?" Then he chuckled, so I laughed and said, "I was kidding… 42, 43, 44?" He then looked at me and said, "Are you trying to guess my age, or your grade percent in this class?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (20391) - you deserved it (26056)

On 12/11/2014 at 6:13pm - work - by IHateSchool-.- - United States

Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35406) - you deserved it (4279)

On 12/11/2014 at 4:47pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, a friend wanted to show me a game he bragged he was the best at. I beat his score on the first try, and now I have a black eye to prove it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27344) - you deserved it (2682)

On 11/15/2014 at 7:41pm - misc - by SeaBind - United States (Michigan)

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