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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 February 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 147
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About AmberAdine : Someone who is bored. Yup. That's me. :)

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Today Ma Boyfriend An I Were Visiting A Istorical War Bunker Wen I Accidentally Let Rip A Small Fart!! My Boyfriend Responded Wit A Orribly Loud Orrendou Fart An Loudly Announced ( Tis Is War!! ) Tere Were People Lots Of People!! FML

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159 comments

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On 11/28/2011 at 7:34am - misc - by Dani - Reserved

Today, my son and I attendd my mother's funeral. It was the first time he'd been to such an event, so to ease his grief and distract him, I turnd on Max and Rubyhen we got home. He quickly broke into teres; apparently, it was the episodehere Max and Ruby prepare their grandma a special birthday gift. FML

#14950396
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31967) - you deserved it (4503)

On 02/12/2011 at 1:57pm - misc - by sadcartoons (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was fooling around a bit with my grlfriendhile cooking dinnerhen she said, "Don't get too excited, I want to watch The Princess and the Frog tonight." I just got cockblocked by a Disney movie!! FML

#13817966
127 comments

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On 11/12/2010 at 6:48pm - intimacy - by roberto (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

Today I found out that if you fall asleep in church people will think your having a spiritual moment and you'll wake up to ten people praying 4 you . FML

#12438687
166 comments

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On 08/10/2010 at 8:14pm - misc - by Zippermania9 (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I reacd a new low and embarrasd my entire family. Wile in te frozen section of Walmart, I droppd to my knees and let out a orrific, agonizing scream, wen I found out tey were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

#8719561
455 comments

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On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today.. . I decided to have a midnight snack . I figured I knew mah own house well enough to leave the lights off so mah mom wouldn't wake up . Chuckling at the brilliance of mah plan.. . I walked straight into a doorframe and bust up mah nose . FML

#7031630
65 comments

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On 12/30/2009 at 6:30am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version

2day I went on a blind date. It was going well until I brought up mah views on politics. He then told me to shut up because women were incapable of intelligent thought. Then he asked if I wanted to go back to his place an have sex. real FML

Today.. . I went with mah sister to get our eyebrows waxed . I didn't think mah eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed mah eyebrows.. . he gestured mah lips an said.. . "Moustache.. . too?" Mortified.. . I said.. . "No!" to which he replied.. . "Aw.. . someone no get kissy tonight." FML

#3658638
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40837) - you deserved it (9074)

On 07/11/2009 at 1:58am - misc - by RR (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, ma two year old daugter decided to crawl on top of te covers on ma bed because se was scared since tere looool was a tunder storm. I tougt se was one of our cats so I kicked er off. Se it te wall.

#2532710
1176 comments

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On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went on a date wit a guy for te first time . We went to Starbucks and got coffee . We talked for aile, and we were joking and aving a good time . Suddenly, e putted is and on my stomac and said, "Soon, tis will be plump wit my seed." FML

#836792
934 comments

I agree, your life sucks (365913) - you deserved it (41138)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today I Ad Gone To Te Store And Bougt A New Wallet. 5 Minutes Later A Security Guard Asks 4 My Reciept. Turns Out I Ad Dropped My Reciept. Some Guy Ad Picked It Up And Pretended I Ad Stole Is Wallet. Te Guard Confiscated My Wallet Cuz Te Guy Ad "is" Reciept To Prove It. Mega FML

#409168
87 comments

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On 03/17/2009 at 8:16am - money - by Recon (man) - Switzerland (Basel-Stadt)

YESTERDAY, AT THE DINNER TABLE MY PARENT WERE TALKING TO MY YOUNGER SISTER ABOUT HER NEW BOYFRIEND AN HOW THEY SHOULD BE TAKING IT SLOW. MY SISTER THEN POINTD OUT THAT THAT'S NOT WAT I DO. MY DAD SAID, ( BELIEVE ME I KNOW- YUR SISTER'S EASIER TO GET INTO THAN COMMUNITY COLLEGE. ) FML

#305736
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66525) - you deserved it (28036)

On 03/13/2009 at 4:54pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)



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