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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 June 1999 (15 years)
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  • Number of visits : 135
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I told my girlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47821) - you deserved it (6596)

On 05/26/2014 at 11:53am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42618) - you deserved it (10310)

On 05/10/2014 at 9:34pm - work - by can't eat paper - United States



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