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About Amarie33 : Dance is my life. I love it. #missamerica
Who’s the fairest of them all?
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Today, my boyfriend went down on me. I don't know why, but my mind wandered. He now thinks that he has the skills of a porn star, while I'm pretty sure that finally solving a mathematical problem I've been working on for a week caused me to orgasm. FML
Monday 1 September 2014