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by sadguy / 02/18/2009 at 5:07pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by skeletor / 02/17/2009 at 10:22pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, I got a "save the date" card for the wedding of a couple my husband knows. I was excited because I really wish to be better friends with these people. I emailed the bride, "I got your STD!" and hit send before I realized how that sounded. FML
by silkytaco / 02/17/2009 at 12:11pm / United States (Hawaii) / Geek
by KWM / 02/12/2009 at 8:28am / United States (West Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by feenix89 / 02/09/2009 at 6:41pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Noname / 02/04/2009 at 6:23am / Canada (Alberta) / Animals
by Lou Czar / 01/07/2009 at 6:56pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend tried to clean out the fireplace with a vacuum cleaner, she sucked up a bunch of embers which set the vacuum on fire. After a crying for a bit, she went back to finish cleaning up only to find that some embers she dumped in a bucket melted through and set part of the carpet on fire. FML
by blck / 12/31/2008 at 9:53pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML
Today, I'm heading towards my car clutching a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend, when along comes a sweet old lady who says: "it's not flowers she wants, it's some lovin'!". The elderly sure aren't what they used to be. FML
by DarkPhoenix / 12/04/2008 at 6:16am / Miscellaneous
by mocass’1 / 10/13/2008 at 4:19am / France / Love
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…