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Today I woke up happy because I'd met the man of my dreams at a bar. We had shard an amazing night together. I walkd around my apartment wonderinghere he'd went. Turns out he was gone. So was my car. FML

#87157
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51475) - you deserved it (25742)

On 02/20/2009 at 10:38am - intimacy - by clueless2 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

I was having sex with a girl I really like 4 the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response: "Lucky you." FML

#69948
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52869) - you deserved it (21551)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:07pm - intimacy - by sadguy (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah group of friends, mah grlfriend, and I were playing 'never looool have I ever.' My grlfriend's turn cummed up and she went with, 'Never have I ever had an orgasm.' mega FML

#64211
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62269) - you deserved it (19972)

On 02/17/2009 at 10:22pm - intimacy - by skeletor (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I got a "save the date" card for the wedding of a couple my husband knows. I was excitd because I really wish to be better friends with these people. I emaild the bride, "I got your STD!" and hit send before I realizd how that soundd. FML

#60508
47 comments

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On 02/17/2009 at 12:11pm - misc - by silkytaco - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I shook hands with a grl and held onto her handhile telling her she had very tiny, delicate hands. When I let go to look at them, I discovered she only had two fingers. mega FML

#30362
19 comments

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On 02/12/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by KWM (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today... my grlfriend broke up with me and said I was not 'Christian enough' fir her. Later I found out she had been cheating on me with my best friend.

Today, I was singing to mah cat and she reachd up and put her paw over mah mouth. FML

#7370
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20118) - you deserved it (34194)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I signd up on one of tose ( ceater ) dating sites . I endd up meeting my own girlfriend . mega FML

#798
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14361) - you deserved it (71988)

On 01/07/2009 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by Lou Czar - United States (Oregon)

Today , My Grlfriend Tried To Clean Out The Freplace With A Vacuum Cleaner , She Sucked Up A Bunch Of Embershich Set The Vacuum On Fre. After A Crying 4 A Bit , She Went Back To Finish Cleaning Up Only To Fine That Some Embers She Dumped In A Bucket Melted Through And Set Part Of The Carpet On Fre. FML

#645
47 comments

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On 12/31/2008 at 9:53pm - misc - by blck - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I dressed in mah sexiest cloths to meet mah new boyfriend at a restaurant . As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outsidehile I waited . The restaurant owner cummed out and said, "Hey, you . Go and 'work somewhere else, please." FML

#600
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23218) - you deserved it (16853)

On 12/26/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by Lola - Sent from mobile version

2day I was working and eating. I was so tired that I crunched mah pen looool and crushed mah chocolate-filled pastry on mah exercise book. FML

#479
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14151) - you deserved it (5711)

On 12/09/2008 at 8:50am - misc - by Heyme - Sent from mobile version

Yesterday I'm Eading Towards Ma Car Clutcing A Bunc Of Flowers Fir Ma Grlfriend, Wen Along Comes A Sweet Old Lady Wo Says: "it's Not Flowers Se Wants, It's Some Lovin'!". Te Elderly Sure Aren't Wat Tey Used To Be. FML

#449
24 comments

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On 12/04/2008 at 6:16am - misc - by DarkPhoenix - Sent from mobile version

Today , In Class , I Was Sitting Next To The Guy That I Fancy . Shyly , I Write Our Initials (L And A) Into A Heart On His Hand To See His Reaction . He Said , "I Love Los Angeles Too!" FML

#6
444 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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