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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response: "Lucky you." FML

#69948
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50917) - you deserved it (20838)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:07pm - intimacy - by sadguy (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were playing 'never have I ever.' My girlfriend's turn came up and she went with, 'Never have I ever had an orgasm.' FML

#64211
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60494) - you deserved it (19364)

On 02/17/2009 at 10:22pm - intimacy - by skeletor (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I got a "save the date" card for the wedding of a couple my husband knows. I was excited because I really wish to be better friends with these people. I emailed the bride, "I got your STD!" and hit send before I realized how that sounded. FML

#60508
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10100) - you deserved it (39168)

On 02/17/2009 at 12:11pm - misc - by silkytaco - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I shook hands with a girl and held onto her hand while telling her she had very tiny, delicate hands. When I let go to look at them, I discovered she only had two fingers. FML

#30362
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12087) - you deserved it (34039)

On 02/12/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by KWM (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and said I was not 'Christian enough' for her. Later I found out she had been cheating on me with my best friend. FML

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

#7370
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19971) - you deserved it (34033)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML

#798
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13569) - you deserved it (69388)

On 01/07/2009 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by Lou Czar - United States (Oregon)

Today, my girlfriend tried to clean out the fireplace with a vacuum cleaner, she sucked up a bunch of embers which set the vacuum on fire. After a crying for a bit, she went back to finish cleaning up only to find that some embers she dumped in a bucket melted through and set part of the carpet on fire. FML

#645
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19188) - you deserved it (3173)

On 12/31/2008 at 9:53pm - misc - by blck - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML

#600
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21137) - you deserved it (15814)

On 12/26/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by Lola - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was working and eating. I was so tired that I crunched my pen and crushed my chocolate-filled pastry on my exercise book. FML

#479
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13948) - you deserved it (5686)

On 12/09/2008 at 8:50am - misc - by Heyme - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm heading towards my car clutching a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend, when along comes a sweet old lady who says: "it's not flowers she wants, it's some lovin'!". The elderly sure aren't what they used to be. FML

#449
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22133) - you deserved it (3051)

On 12/04/2008 at 6:16am - misc - by DarkPhoenix - Sent from mobile version

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
439 comments

I agree, your life sucks (87245) - you deserved it (39810)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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