About Am1lawson : Im Aaron.
More soon. xD jk
i love to have fun!
i have a dog named boxer and yes hes a boxer! and hes the cutest thing in the world. im very hyper and very sweet, i find the good in people before the bad and always point out their best feature. im brutaly honest, very perverted ;) lol and am very polite...most of the time! more soon!
About Am1lawson : Im Aaron.
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Am1lawson's favorite FMLs
Today, my greatgrandpa came over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, he pooped himself. My family went through the rest of the meal acting like we hadn't noticed to avoid embarassment. As it was coming to an end, my sister came home and immediately yelled, "Ew! Did someone poop?" He cried. FML
by PoorGramps / 12/09/2009 at 2:39am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by chacha / 11/28/2009 at 1:11pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, while showing my art work at a festival, a very old cougar walked up to me and asked if I wanted to hook up later. After refusing more than one time, the woman walked away with my business card. I've been getting emails with naked pictures. FML
by deathbysnoosnoo / 11/24/2009 at 4:42pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML
by Sam / 11/22/2009 at 8:35pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by man / 10/30/2009 at 12:34pm / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
by Anon / 10/03/2009 at 7:43am / Australia (Australian Capital Territory) / Love
Today, my brother came down to my house, bringing his untrained puppies with him. As we were eating dinner, I dropped part of my sandwich in a liquid that was on the tablecloth. Thinking it was water, I ate it. As I chewed, I realized the liquid wasn't water. My sandwich was dipped in dog urine. FML
by ihatedogs / 06/22/2009 at 12:04am / United States (New York) / Animals
Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML
by Anonymous / 05/18/2009 at 2:45am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by InsideActress / 04/05/2009 at 3:11pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
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