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Alyxi

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Alyxi

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 December 1982 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 306
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Alyxi : I'm 31, married to a wonderful and amazing Lady, I'm a father of 7 (though one of my little ones has already spread her wings and flown on from this world... Miss you Illy) including my step-children, and I'm hopefully now a resident of NSW in Australia. If you wanna know anything else, feel free to ask.

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Today, I decided to bring down a very old fan from the attic. I plugged it in, and as soon as I turned it on, tiny spiders were blown all over my room. FML

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