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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 January 1990 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 450
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About Alyssa125 : Things I love:
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Today, I bought a device that plays a high-pitched sound to teach my dog to quit barking. She's smart enough to learn that as long as she barks loud enough and long enough, she can't hear it. Quite the opposite effect to what I was anticipating. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45999) - you deserved it (6496)

On 07/30/2013 at 2:42am - animals - by Bug8Frog - United States (Alaska)

Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML


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On 04/13/2013 at 1:04am - misc - by ironies a b*tch - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom told me I was conceived on Halloween. She thought it would be funny to say "Let's just say your dad was not wearing his ghost costume." She then winked. I am now scarred for life. FML


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On 09/02/2010 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by anonymous.. (woman) - United States (California)

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