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About Alxy_AnarxchyX : Well I'll let Chelsea Grin take the lead..
No more heroes
No more ties
No more saviours
No more lies
Promise me, promise me that with a crown of thorns
I will be made devine in the eyes of the damned
I lead the path unto a blackened world

I drank the blood of the saints
I'm a vessel of unholiness
Vessel of unholiness
I am more than a malignant spirit

I will spread my plague until the sun blacks out
Promise me
Promise me
Promise me
No more heroes

Promise me
No more saviours
You want a God?
I'll give you something to live for
Promise me that I will be made God

Promise me
Feel my hate and sacrifice your entity
No more ties
No more saviours
No more lies

I'm not a Satanist I promise but I have been accused of witch craft..
They tried to burn me at the stake.. Can't catch a ninja when she's angry(;

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Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a weird boob dance and middle fingered me. FML

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On 04/21/2013 at 10:56pm - misc - by Magicali (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I woke up to a bunch of email notifications confirming all the drunken purchases I made last night on Amazon. Most of them can't be cancelled. This is the fourth time in a month. An "ironic" wolf-howling-at-the-moon t-shirt anyone? FML

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126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5309) - you deserved it (30971)

On 09/03/2012 at 1:24am - money - by DrunkenShopper (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I finished moving out of my apartment and decided to clean the fridge before I left. I pulled out a drawer that I never used and was shocked to find a moldy, rotten, decayed watermelon. I remembered that I had bought a watermelon the first week I moved into the apartment. Four years ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8726) - you deserved it (58409)

On 08/30/2009 at 2:29am - misc - by rydawg79 (man) - United States (New York)



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