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Always_Abby

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About Always_Abby : The monsters are out to get you. Run, here I come.

Hey, name's Abby.
I like writing and music.
And my boyfriend.
And Fanta Pineapple. Mmm. It honestly looks like piss, but tastes so much better. That is, if I knew what piss tasted like.

I have a summer resolution! Actually, two. One, stop biting my nails, which has been a bad habit since I was four and I'm finally fed up with it. Second, lose some weight that I never knew I gained. (I weigh 140 but look the same exact same as when I was 130? Maybe I grew. Nooo, tall monster coming your way.) I suck at New Year resolutions because I always make them at midnight and pass out from being tired and never remember, so (: Summer, here I come!

Get out of school June 24th. Stupid shithole.

Anything else, just imagine that you know. I'm not writing more ^_^

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