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Today, while waiting for my violin student to unpack his violin, he farted loudly and rhythmically on the sofa, and then went on about how it sounded like the "Shave and a Haircut" rhythm. FML

#21259194
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8361) - you deserved it (739)

On 09/16/2014 at 12:17am - work - by cazzb - United States (Virginia)

Today, my husband's laziness got so bad that he asked me to jack him off while he watched porn because he was "too tired" to do it himself. FML

#21258768
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26668) - you deserved it (3100)

On 09/15/2014 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by lovelyanimetits (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML

#21258738
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26046) - you deserved it (1518)

On 09/15/2014 at 11:51am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I caught a customer using his fat to shoplift gum out of a store. FML

#21258420
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26645) - you deserved it (2008)

On 09/14/2014 at 11:07pm - work - by nocat6 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found my son trying to comb his hair with scissors. He's the same kid who thought that if he ate toothpaste, he would never have to brush his teeth again. FML

Today, my girlfriend told me that the necklace I gave her wasn't a "unique enough gift." I spent two weeks making that necklace, link by link. FML

#21257946
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35234) - you deserved it (2290)

On 09/14/2014 at 8:53am - love - by NoConfusion (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was going for my morning walk, when a guy in a massive truck drove up beside me, with a kid no more than 4 riding shotgun. I lost my faith in humanity when his tiny voice yelled through the window, "Nice ass!" FML

#21257417
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35649) - you deserved it (3925)

On 09/13/2014 at 10:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I'm precisely one month away from graduating with a degree in translation for the sole purpose of becoming a state-authorised translator. Today, I also discovered that my government has just decided to abandon the concept of authorisation for translators. FML

#21257358
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33529) - you deserved it (2497)

On 09/13/2014 at 7:03am - work - by stupidgov (woman) - Italy

Today, I discovered that one of our cats is super creepy. He humps the blankets on my mother's bed while staring at her while she's sleeping. FML

#21257305
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32275) - you deserved it (2739)

On 09/13/2014 at 2:56am - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. We were getting into the mood so I tried to eat the popcorn kind of sexually, causing me to choke on the popcorn and throw up. FML

#21257293
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28785) - you deserved it (13914)

On 09/13/2014 at 2:29am - misc - by Nat - United States (Texas)

Today, some assface hacked my recently deceased friend's Facebook account. The person changed my friend's location to "Hell", then posted a status saying how hot the weather was, and replied "I wish :'(" to someone who'd said my friend was in a better place now. FML

#21257037
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38054) - you deserved it (2529)

On 09/12/2014 at 5:11pm - misc - by he's not the one going to hell (man) - Australia

Today, my college did a fire drill, and instructions were given by intercom in English and Spanish. The guy beside me mused: "If they say it in English and Mexican, why not say it in Black too?" That guy is my idiot brother, and he was dead serious. Sometimes I think our parents are related. FML

#21257016
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31516) - you deserved it (2560)

On 09/12/2014 at 4:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at the restaurant where I work, a guest choked on a bone from her crosscut ribs. She asked me to bring the manager over, so I did. When he got there, she complained that the bone could have seriously injured her, and we should be more careful of where we put the bones in the ribs. FML

#21256772
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35806) - you deserved it (2421)

On 09/12/2014 at 4:05am - work - by Diachronic (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I confiscated a 1st grader's cell phone. It was better than anything I could come close to affording. FML

#21256659
148 comments

Today, I had to decline the sale of alcohol to a man who reeked of booze and was practically falling asleep at my till. He tried to convince me that he wasn't drunk, he was just blind. Still refusing to sell him the beer, he started yelling at me, accusing me of "being racist against the 'blinds'". FML

#21256123
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33801) - you deserved it (2634)

On 09/11/2014 at 2:49am - work - by PerfectVision (woman) - United States (Washington)



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