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  • Number of visits : 18403
  • Number of comments : 153
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 29 posted

About AlwaysWatching : Bushes do not appreciate it when you beat around them.

I love anime, video games, goats, and procrastinating.

Band is life (aside from Shrek).

Yeah, I still don't know what else to put here....

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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AlwaysWatching's favorite FMLs

Today, I stopped by my local bar to maybe meet some new people. I sat in between two groups. Within a minute both groups got up and left. FML

#21382238
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20167) - you deserved it (2263)

On 03/27/2015 at 2:58am - misc - by elizacandle (woman) - United States

Today, I tore my ACL while doing physical therapy that's supposed to keep me from tearing my ACL. FML

#21381900
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26724) - you deserved it (1953)

On 03/26/2015 at 2:36pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today my girlfriend of a month told me that the only thing keeping her from swallowing a bottle of pills is being in a relationship with me, because she doesn't handle breakups well. FML

Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML

#21381783
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33337) - you deserved it (2805)

On 03/26/2015 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayne Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML

#21381305
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27611) - you deserved it (4067)

On 03/25/2015 at 3:00pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my teacher took my test along with another student's and gave us both a zero. Why? Because we both have colds so when we breathe through our nose it makes a sniffle noise. She thought we were using a secret code to communicate by sniffling. FML

#21380083
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34797) - you deserved it (2188)

On 03/23/2015 at 11:43am - misc - by Mr. Sniffles - United States (Ohio)

Today, a girl was making fun of me for being a virgin and, "never seeing a nipple". I have three. FML

#21379555
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24946) - you deserved it (2503)

On 03/22/2015 at 3:51pm - health - by uhoh.. - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, a girl asked me to check out her left breast, which she said she'd found a strange lump on. I'm an orthodontist. FML

#21379225
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26840) - you deserved it (2956)

On 03/22/2015 at 12:03am - health - by noway - United States (California)

Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML

#21379171
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27755) - you deserved it (2269)

On 03/21/2015 at 10:27pm - health - by ellabellabooboo - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my father decided it would be a good idea to give me the sex talk, at Target, at the top of his lungs. FML

#21379134
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28937) - you deserved it (2321)

On 03/21/2015 at 9:04pm - misc - by tobuscus9412 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend because I felt unappreciated. She found it appropriate to sarcastically say, "Oh no, how will I ever be able to open my jars?" FML

#21378617
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28840) - you deserved it (4060)

On 03/20/2015 at 9:32pm - love - by tumbleshay - United States (Oregon)

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML

#21378402
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30967) - you deserved it (2129)

On 03/20/2015 at 1:50pm - love - by not picking up (man) - Slovenia (Skofljica)

Today, I met the perfect guy. He's sweet, funny, charming, a great kisser - the whole package. The downside? He has the same exact name as my father, last name and all. I can't kiss him without thinking of my dad. FML

#21378117
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31105) - you deserved it (3504)

On 03/19/2015 at 11:53pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, it was my first day working as a pharmacist. I quickly discovered that customers not only think that it makes me qualified to offer free medical advice, but they also have no qualms about showing me their various lumps, bumps, and vaginal leakages. FML

#21377662
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30174) - you deserved it (3067)

On 03/19/2015 at 9:19am - work - by MyPoorEyes (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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