Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

AlunKey

Search for a member

AlunKey

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 March 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 704
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

AlunKey's page activity

Visits<b>kables3</b> - the 03/17/2013 at 11:46pm<b>wardie</b> - the 03/01/2013 at 12:00am<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:38pm<b>sesayawa</b> - the 05/16/2011 at 4:02pm<b>fluffingclouds</b> - the 04/03/2011 at 10:30am<b>Candeggina</b> - the 04/02/2011 at 8:48pm<b>perdix</b> - the 04/02/2011 at 8:35pm<b>Nimmrodel</b> - the 04/02/2011 at 12:57pm<b>soysauce1208</b> - the 10/26/2010 at 6:25pm<b>quepasaguapo</b> - the 10/25/2010 at 2:48pm<b>habeeboburky94</b> - the 10/12/2010 at 12:44pm<b>chalkdust</b> - the 09/29/2010 at 6:33pm<b>Daaniellee1234</b> - the 09/28/2010 at 1:16am<b>pureplastic90210</b> - the 09/22/2010 at 9:27pm<b>ilovenerds_</b> - the 09/22/2010 at 9:18pm<b>bubblzz</b> - the 09/19/2010 at 10:47am<b>Leayna</b> - the 09/19/2010 at 6:12am<b>itsbriiibaby</b> - the 09/19/2010 at 3:39am

AlunKey's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

AlunKey's favorite FMLs

Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML

#15606903
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15664) - you deserved it (44957)

On 04/02/2011 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by lovely321 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML

#15588696
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46042) - you deserved it (7501)

On 04/01/2011 at 11:55am - misc - by WTF? - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

#15532710
483 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54744) - you deserved it (27492)

On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML

#14961230
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41791) - you deserved it (8701)

On 02/13/2011 at 5:32pm - intimacy - by Katrina (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)



FML's blog

  • Matteor's illustrated FML #2
  • So, is everyone back from their vacation? Can we get back to regular programming? No? OK, I get it. You're all still crying about not being at the beach any more, well, I am anyway. And this time of year…

Thursday 11 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: