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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 March 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 904
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16123) - you deserved it (45803)

On 04/02/2011 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by lovely321 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48553) - you deserved it (7775)

On 04/01/2011 at 11:55am - misc - by WTF? - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55511) - you deserved it (27792)

On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44263) - you deserved it (9027)

On 02/13/2011 at 5:32pm - intimacy - by Katrina (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

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