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Alucaria
  • Town/Country : Pohang, Korea
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 December 1987 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 381
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Today, While I was running around the block I had this urge to spit. Suddenly I noticed this beautiful girl running in front me. Trying to impress her, I smiled and by mistake drooled everything on the pavement. She wasn't impressed. FML

#1299793 (64)

I agree, your life sucks (10075) - you deserved it (32250)

On 04/24/2009 at 8:13pm - misc - by djteller (man) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

#664104 (350)

I agree, your life sucks (293405) - you deserved it (16489)

On 03/28/2009 at 4:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was in the change room at the local YMCA. I went to use the hair dryer but couldn't because a naked old man was bent over, butt cheeks spread wide with his hands, and ass aimed at the dryer. He seemed to be enjoying it. FML

#216994 (90)

I agree, your life sucks (44865) - you deserved it (2360)

On 03/05/2009 at 1:45pm - misc - by nuberific (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML

#197066 (116)

I agree, your life sucks (112068) - you deserved it (11384)

On 03/03/2009 at 4:40pm - intimacy - by eaa145 (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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