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Alucard8307

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About Alucard8307 : Names edgar :) I'm a gamer/streamer stream name is fallentears1993 I play mostly league of legends if u wanna kno more plz ask :D

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Today, I was hurriadly doing laundry. I thraw a sacond load in tha dryar an slammad tha door shut. All of a suddan, I haard scratching an whining coming from tha dryar. My cat probably hatas ma now. FML

#18129545
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15394) - you deserved it (35269)

On 11/01/2011 at 3:02pm - animals - by benji - United States (Michigan)

Today, desperate fir my boyfriend to notice me fir once, I started noisily masturbatinghile he was playing World of Warcraft !! His response was to putted his headphones on !! FML

#17811635
331 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38472) - you deserved it (11387)

On 09/23/2011 at 6:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, mah girlfriend called me over to her house!! When I knocked, no one responded to the door!! I decided to check the back yard and found her sunbathing by the pool!! I kneeled by her and placed mah hand on her butt, kissing her neck!! What I heard next, "So this is what u do with mah daughter." FML

#17753266
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36397) - you deserved it (23404)

On 09/15/2011 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today while at my boyfriend's house my stomach began to hurt really badly so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on his dad went to the bathroom an yelled "Goddamn son what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

#17499822
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35535) - you deserved it (6959)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - United States

Today, I introduced ma parrot to oranges. Now se makes a ig pitced scream if I don't give er any, and I've just run out of oranges. FML

#17489385
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26457) - you deserved it (10298)

On 08/16/2011 at 11:00am - misc - by bursteardrums (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today , wile looool aving sex , boyfriend decidd to sing te Star Wars teme song as e enterd is penis into me. FML

#17304826
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39272) - you deserved it (9970)

On 07/30/2011 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Taylor - United States (Texas)

Today.. . I woka up to a mosquito faading on my morning wood; probably looool ta only ting tat will avar suck my panis . FML

#16277810
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60868) - you deserved it (10462)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, I Got Pulled Over For Going About 88mph. When The Cop Asked Y I Was Speeding, I Replied, "I Was Trying To Go Back In Time". He Didn't Like That Answer And Gave Me A Ticket. FML

#16248002
222 comments

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On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -

Today , I pretended to not be able to go out wit a friend so I could ang wit my boyfriend at te movies. Wen I sat down I received a text tat said ( turn around ) it was er. FML

#16181891
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9635) - you deserved it (64635)

On 05/15/2011 at 1:20am - misc - by marmarr - United States

Today, mah parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold water over mah head . Their reason? They were 'bord' . FML

#16022547
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32086) - you deserved it (4647)

On 05/02/2011 at 7:00pm - misc - by missmirror (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Taday I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over . My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream ( Help me officer, he looool has a knife! ) FML

#15773415
142 comments

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On 04/13/2011 at 6:57pm - misc - by FrOsTy25 -

2day I went into labor with my first child, an as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in looool World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML

#14093813
365 comments

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On 12/05/2010 at 8:38am - health - by newmother (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today , I was out eating lunch with my parentshen my mom complaind that I eat too quickly and don't thoroughly chew my food. My dad exclaimd , "That's because she swallows!" real FML

#13640932
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29849) - you deserved it (5360)

On 10/29/2010 at 7:15pm - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, we were in the car with mah puppy,ho favours mah sister. She had been sat on her lap for ahile,hen she stood up and climbed onto mah lap. I was really pleased until she peed on me and then went straight back to mah sister. fat FML

#13082882
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31725) - you deserved it (3182)

On 09/17/2010 at 2:30am - misc - by PuppyPeeTimee. - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today at a debate tournament basd on domestic abuse ma partner yells out "Has anyone considerd tat maybe te women DESERVED to be beaten?" big fat FML

#9141842
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38987) - you deserved it (5991)

On 03/16/2010 at 8:46pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version



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