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Altie
  • Town/Country : Johannesburg, South Africa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 October 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 207
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 37 posted

About Altie : Self proclaimed chef. Chartered accountant in the making. Liverpool FC supporter. Love sushi

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Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1095017) - you deserved it (108815)

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