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AlstottsNo1Fan

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AlstottsNo1Fan

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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 October 1963 (52 years)
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About AlstottsNo1Fan : Retired military. Into bass guitar, tattoos, and heavy music.

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Today, I accidentally farted while on my flight home. It was silent but so deadly that several people were visibly distressed. The overweight guy sitting next to me got a bunch of dirty glares. I was too ashamed to own up to it. FML

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