About AlstottsNo1Fan : Retired military. Into bass guitar, tattoos, and heavy music.
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Today, while being intimate with my future husband, I reached over to stroke his cheek. The light behind him cast a shadow over my chest, and it scared me so much, I screamed then I farted on him. FML
by Dramaqueenfornothing / 04/27/2016 at 6:32pm / South Africa (Western Cape) / Love
Today, I accidentally farted while on my flight home. It was silent but so deadly that several people were visibly distressed. The overweight guy sitting next to me got a bunch of dirty glares. I was too ashamed to own up to it. FML
by Anonymous / 12/18/2015 at 8:34am / Sri Lanka (Western) / Transportation
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