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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 October 1963 (52 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 270
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About AlstottsNo1Fan : Retired military. Into bass guitar, tattoos, and heavy music.

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Today, while being intimate with my future husband, I reached over to stroke his cheek. The light behind him cast a shadow over my chest, and it scared me so much, I screamed then I farted on him. FML

by Dramaqueenfornothing / 04/27/2016 at 6:32pm / South Africa (Western Cape) / Love

Today, I accidentally farted while on my flight home. It was silent but so deadly that several people were visibly distressed. The overweight guy sitting next to me got a bunch of dirty glares. I was too ashamed to own up to it. FML

by Anonymous / 12/18/2015 at 8:34am / Sri Lanka (Western) / Transportation