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Today, I got a two dollar raise. Unfortunately, I recently accepted a transfer to a job on the other side of the state to what was, at the time, a more lucrative position. I can't cancel it, so now I get to move into a pay cut. FML
by MeanGina / 02/20/2013 at 1:33am / United States (Tennessee) / Work
by excusemeprincess / 02/11/2013 at 12:08pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I was at an estate sale of my neighbor who recently passed. I recognized many items for sale that I had ordered or won on eBay from the past 8 years. Turns out the little old lady had been stealing my mail for close to a decade. FML
by GarageSallin / 02/07/2013 at 10:24am / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/06/2013 at 1:00pm / United States (West Virginia) / Animals
by I'maboutobarf / 01/31/2013 at 5:28am / Australia / Health
by anonymous / 01/30/2013 at 5:13am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by imwithapples22 / 01/29/2013 at 11:39am / United States / Work
by Ear Invasion / 01/26/2013 at 12:53am / United States (New Mexico) / Animals
by Anonymous / 01/21/2013 at 7:48am / United States (Maryland) / Work
by LaLince / 01/19/2013 at 1:14am / Switzerland / Transportation
by nomegusta / 01/05/2013 at 10:59am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom asked me why MS Word keeps underlining some words. After I tried to convince her that you're supposed to put a space after commas, she started yelling at me for making her look stupid. I can never win. FML
by millavitsa / 01/03/2013 at 5:36pm / Ukraine / Miscellaneous
by Wtf is wrong with her / 12/30/2012 at 12:20am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 12/22/2012 at 7:50am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, my co-worker had a bad cold that stuffed up his ears and nose. This wouldn't have been a problem, except that he believed his farts were silent and scentless. They were so vile, they could have killed a horse. FML
by Iknoweverything / 12/22/2012 at 3:06am / United States (Minnesota) / Work
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…