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by OPhere / 04/15/2013 at 3:37am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by typical / 04/13/2013 at 7:49pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, while working the drive-through, a woman ordered a large coffee with four creams. I handed her the coffee, and she took a sip. She then hurled it at me, screaming, "I said four creams, not five!" and sped off, leaving me drenched in hot coffee. FML
by Anonymous / 04/05/2013 at 12:26pm / United States / Work
by QuinnyZebrass / 04/02/2013 at 12:11am / United States (Arizona) / Work
Today, I casually mentioned to my mom that my boyfriend of two years and I were thinking about moving in together. She looked me dead in the eye and said if I ever moved out, she'd throw me out of the house. I'm confused. FML
by Imafishyfishy / 03/27/2013 at 2:47am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was on a bumpy bus ride and had to write a note, so I held my notebook against the bus window to steady my hand. An elderly woman then yelled at me, accusing me of drawing graffiti on the window. The bus driver kicked me off and I had to wait an hour in the rain for the next bus. FML
by 00sasori / 03/27/2013 at 1:41am / Canada (British Columbia) / Transportation
Today, my department found out that we're getting a new supervisor for the third time this month. I joked about how we're like "the foster kid nobody wants." One of my coworkers burst into tears and ran off. I later found out that she had been a foster child and never once had a stable home. FML
by Luke / 03/19/2013 at 5:59am / United States (New York) / Work
Today, an attractive guy came up to me and told me that I looked sexy in a picture online. He then asked himself why he had never asked me out before. Apparently, he doesn't remember our 6-month relationship, or how it ended when he slept with my sister. FML
by mcds2 / 03/18/2013 at 4:28am / United States / Love
by Ihatemyjob / 03/17/2013 at 11:14pm / United States (Ohio) / Work
Today, my boyfriend still won't talk to me, after I caused him the "worst embarrassment" of his life in front of his friends. What did I do wrong? I joined their conversation and ended up confusing the fictional characters of Gollum and Yoda with one another. FML
by Anonymous / 03/15/2013 at 8:12pm / France (Centre) / Miscellaneous
Today, I walked into work, a day after losing my shit with our systems admin, due to her taking ages to enable my new email account. I was soon bitched out, warned, and suspended over several lewd emails having been sent overnight from my account to various female co-workers. FML
by benoit / 03/15/2013 at 8:35am / France / Work
by Anonymous / 03/09/2013 at 3:56am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, and I excitedly called my mother to tell her about our engagement. She half-heartedly said, "Aww, that's nice", before changing the topic to what she'd found in her turd earlier. FML
by it's shitty, yeah, stfu / 03/07/2013 at 12:10pm / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Love
by sotired / 03/05/2013 at 2:58pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Animals
Today, I was pushing my wheelchair-bound grandpa back home, when a pretty girl walked past us in the opposite direction. He made me stop and turn him around, just so he could ogle her ass as she walked away. FML
by hé merde / 02/22/2013 at 9:27pm / Miscellaneous
- Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like,… Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said "It turns him on." FML Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me…