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Almost_amazing
  • Town/Country : Lyon, France
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 26 March 1995 (19 years)
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Today, I was on a stationary bike at the gym. I got into a conversation with a very attractive female gym-friend. I felt something cool "down below". I looked down and saw one of my testicles had sneaked out of a hole in my shorts, I quickly looked up only to see her staring at the same thing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14518) - you deserved it (3188)

On 12/08/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by fatguyinalittlecoat (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I fell asleep in my driver's ed class, and I woke up in a middle of a dream laughing. Everyone stared at me. I found out that the teacher had just finished talking about his vegetative niece who didn't wear a seat belt. FML

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On 02/14/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by Biggest Jerk (man) - United States (Ohio)



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